Family Illnesses
After receiving this vaccine, mom fainted and broke her ankle
What is the flu shot?
This item became stuck in Lindsay's coochie circa 2000
What is a marble?
These 2 family members have driven across Canada
Who are Kevin and Bryan?
The dating app that Alicia and Bryan met on
What is Bumble?
This was Charlie's original name
What is George?
The object that Bryan dropped on his toe, circa 2022, leading to his toenail turning black and falling off
What is a volleyball net pole?
This electronic device was thrown by Kevin in a blind rage off the front porch steps circa 2008
What is a BlueRay DVD player?
This family member threw up an entire bulk bag of hot tamales on the way to a camping trip
Who is Alicia?
The university that Morgan attended
What is UVic?
This object was crushed in Bryan's bare hand at the kitchen table
What is a light-bulb?
The bacterial illness that Alicia contracted shortly before her seasonal stint at Target, circa 2015
What is scarlet fever?
It was this location that Alicia and Bryan were headed to when they saw someone "melting" in their car
What is Sorrento?
This family member had a pixie cut when she was a little boy
Who is Jane/Mom?
The name of Bryan's hometown
What is Leamington, Ontario?
The name of Hunter's boo-thang last Christmas
What is Claire?
When dad fell off the ladder in 2019, he asked this being for help first
Who is Charlie?
This bunny was rescued after Neko brought him inside, and kept in a large tupperware in the bathroom until he died and pooped everywhere
Who is Sr. Romeo?
This family member used to eat tomatoes like apples in their lunch in elementary school
Who is Morgan?
The name of the person who set up Lindsay and Morgan
Who is Mel?
Alicia would describe this item as her best Christmas gift she ever got
What is a guitar?
This family member was the first to get covid
Who is Lindsay?
This item was asked for by Alicia for 5 years in a row for Christmas and NEVER received
What are moon shoes?
This family member once hit a yellow pole with their car, but made up an elaborate story about a yellow car hitting them and speeding away instead of messing up.
Who is Lindsay?
This family member travelled solo around the West Coast before settling in B.C.
Who is Freckles?
The name of the gerbil who died FIRST on the fateful day when both our pet gerbils died
Who was Naya? (RIP)