Silmarillion
Who was the first wife of Finwë?
Míriel
AKA very bad mother
What colour is Dwalin's beard?
Blue.
In which book does Boromir meet his end?
The Two Towers
What happened to Viggo Mortensen when he kicked an Uruk-hai's helmet?
He broke two of his toes.
What is the name of the Drow?
Arondir
What elven phrase did Húrin cry out as he made his final stand after the fifth battle of Beleriand?
Extra 50 if you can translate it.
"Aurë entuluva!"
"Day shall come again"
What does Bilbo take from Smaug's treasure pile?
A two-handled golden cup.
Who found and saved Strider and the Hobbits on the road to Rivendell?
Glorfindel.
Who was Christopher Lee told he could portray, in a film adaptation of The Lord of The Rings, by Tolkien himself?
Gandalf.
What future relative does Elrond passionately kiss?
Galadriel, his Mother in Law
Huan, the hound, was permitted to speak with words only three times. What did he say on the third?
He bade Beren farewell before he died.
What is Bilbo’s confirmed spider kill-count?
9
What is Bilbo and Frodo's exact familial relationship?
Second cousins, once removed.
What Tolkien Character was left out of the Fellowship of the Ring (2001)?
Tom Bombadil
How many miles did Galadriel swim after abandoning her ship at Valinor?
Closest guess gets 150
3000 miles
Who was the elf who betrayed the hidden city of Gondolin?
Maeglin.
What's the next line? “Goblets they carved there for themselves...”
“...and harps of gold; where no man delves”
What is the name of the wise woman of Gondor in the Houses of Healing?
Loreth.
Which member of the Fellowship hiked up the mountain, to film the pass of Caradhras, instead of taking a helicopter due to his fear of heights?
Sean Bean (Boromir).
"Do you know why a ship floats, but a stone cannot?"
Because the stone only sees downward, while the ship gazes up.
Good Lord, who wrote this pile of garbage???
What did Melkor accidentally create when he made war upon Ulmo’s province and bethought him of bitter cold immoderate?
Snow, and the cunning work of frost.
Who is said in The Hobbit to be crowned with gold?
The chief of the Eagles
Where did Bill the pony find stable lodgings after his involvement in the plot of Lord of the Rings?
Bree.
How many lines does Legolas say directly to Frodo over the course of all three films?
One. "And you have my bow!"
What was the name of the old creepy homeless dude who created Mordor?
Waldreg (RIP)