¡Adiós, Maine!
What state is Tom fleeing from in his quest for Iberian relevance?
What is Maine?
Tom never leaves home without this on his fingernails.
What is nail polish?
This card game is Tom’s favorite way to assert dominance and confuse new friends.
What is UNO
Tom’s degree is in this noble but exhausting field.
What is education?
According to Tom, this person is his favorite.
Who is David?
This is Tom and Sol's favorite activity to do together.
What is play Magic: the Gathering?
After a year in Spain, Tom will miss this New England institution more than lobster rolls. What is it?
What is "3D Games?"
What natural disaster will Tom most likely not miss while abroad?
What is freezing rain and emotional repression?
The accessory with more personality than most people Tom meets.
What is his sticker-covered water bottle?
The only board game where Tom almost flipped the table after losing to David.
What is Munchkin?
Tom quickly realized he preferred doing this to lesson planning.
What is vibing?
David once said this to Tom, and he’s never emotionally recovered.
What is “You’re literally so brave for existing”?
This central Maine town is best known as Tom’s departure point and emotional anchor.
What is Farmington?
While others pack light, Tom brings this emotionally-charged fashion item across oceans.
What is identity?
In a game night emergency, Tom will always choose this role.
What is Chaotic Neutral Strategist?
Tom is off to teach this subject in Spain, despite saying “I didn’t even like school.”
What is English?
If David and Sol were both hanging off a cliff, Tom would save...
What is David (but Sol is chill about it)?
This animal captures Tom’s energy according to Sol and David.
What is a glamorously exiled capybara?
In Spain, Tom will exchange lobsters for this culinary delight.
What is tapas?
Tom once said this color “makes him feel seen” in a deeply camp way.
What is glittery teal? (Or make up a color he’d say.)
Tom believes this Magic card secretly represents him.
What is Beaver Baddie, Legendary Creature?
The name of Tom’s internal monologue during parent-teacher conferences.
What is "Get me out of here"?
This is the song that plays when Tom sees David enter a room.
What is “Glamorous” by Fergie?
The last time Sol, Tom, David, and Ieuan went out together, they disagreed on this critical issue.
What is "Do British people deserve rights?"
Tom's final U.S. stop before becoming el profesor was this legendary locale.
What is the Send-Off Fiesta?
(but also then Dakin bc he needs his visa and to pack etc.)
This item is banned from Tom’s luggage for being “not camp enough.”
What are khaki cargo shorts?
The one board game that Tom believes should be banned for moral reasons.
What is Monopoly?
This is Tom’s long-term career plan, as described at 3am.
What is “something that pays and lets me wear rings”?
This is the unspoken reason Tom refuses to admit David is the blueprint.
What is jealousy with love undertones?
When asked to describe Tom in one word, Sol said this, then immediately took it back.
What is "mid?"