About Me
Between two marriages, my mom had this many kids, myself being the second youngest.
What is six?
You can find this animal in superhero movies or at the ballpark.
What is a bat?
Royalty in music and in taste, this band enjoys “A Night At The Opera” and “A Day At The Races.”
Who is Queen?
“To get to the other side”
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“Road work ahead?...”
“Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does”
This color has been my favorite since I was a child, though now, I like it in a lighter shade.
What is purple?
Author from PBS’s “Author” is this animal, but you wouldn’t know by looking at him.
What is an aardvark?
You might be saying “Take Me to Church” to hear this artist's music, but you won’t find it there.
Who is Hozier?
“You put a boogie in it”
“How do you make a tissue dance?”
“Two bros chillin’ in a hot tub…”
“Five feet apart cause they’re not gay”
My family and I love to travel to this state where my mom’s side of the family lives. It’s a long drive, though!
What is Texas?
If you want to take this creature up a flight of stairs, have an exit plan because they won’t go back down!
What is a cow?
You’ll hear their music at “Scarborough Fair” or sitting on a bench with “Old Friends.” Or maybe you’ll just hear “The Sound of Silence.”
Who are Simon and Garfunkel?
“Nothing; it just waved”
“What did the ocean say to the shore?”
“Oh, sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich…”
“Go back to sleep, and starve”
I can’t stop talking about my favorite show! In this anime, human-like monsters terrorize humankind, so don’t get attached to any character!
What is Attack on Titan?
This animal makes the loudest sound on earth. Except it's so low, humans can’t hear it!
What is a blue whale?
“Come Over” and we’ll listen to this musician. Later, we’ll “Dial Drunk” from all the “Strawberry Wine.”
Who is Noah Kahan?
“I’m eighty”
“What did the old pirate say on his birthday?”
“I love myself. Even though I look like a…”
“Burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself”
After taking the Myers-Briggs personality test, I discovered I was this four-letter type. You can call me the Logician.
What is INTP?
Unlike most mammals, this one does not have nipples to feed its young; instead, it sweats milk and its babies lick it off them.
What is a platypus?
For “The Record,” “We’re In Love” with this band, comprised of Julien Baker, Phoebe Bridgers, and Lucy Dacus.
Who is Boygenius?
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“What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?”
“Hi, my name is Chelsea…”
“What’s your favorite dinner food?”