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JONKERIZED WORDS
100

She has two middle names.

Who is Kathryn?

100

Kids! Don't do this at the grocery store and expect to retain a certain privilege.

What is run into your mom's achilles with the buggy?

100

It's the world's best pencil!

What is Dixon Ticonderoga #2?

100

She's the little Mexican señorita from Escondido.

Who is ¿Anacani Maria Consuelo y Castillo Lopez Cantor Montoya?

100

It's got 88 black and whites.

What is a PLANIO?

200

She bore a princess in 2008.

Who is Thuy?

200

Two crazy Jonkers did this in late March, 2016.

What is...

  Jumped out of a perfectly
     good airplane?

200

Made on an island sitting atop a deposit of solid rock salt thought to be deeper than Mt. Everest is high. 

What is TabascoTM  sauce?

200

One of two wreckers of the home.

Who is Guy or Ralna?

200

Oma's word for chewing gum.

What is JUM?

300

Always on the lookout for that big brown truck.

Who is Spencer?

300

According to this guy's unofficial title, you want him to have your back in a dicey situation.

Who is Safety Officer Seth?

300

That Thou, my God, should'st die for me.

How can it be?

300

He sings "My Wild Irish Rose" and "Danny Boy".

Who is Joe Feeney?

300

Ground meat of the bovine.

What is HANGUMBER?

400

Her current hometown's not SLC, nor anywhere in Utah, but this.

What is Calabasas?

400

It'll happen if you let your kid run around with a Tinker Toy stick in his mouth.

What is a near-death experience involving an abscessed stab wound in the throat near the carotid artery?

400

They're the Queen of Highland's minions.

Who are members of the Krewe of Peggy?

400

Clay Hart scandalized the blue-hair set with this botanic-related song in the early 70's.

What is "One Toke Over the Line"?

400

Home state of college football's most hated team.

What is ABALAMA?

500

His nickname doesn't come from his chins.

Who is Walt Wilks, aka Double Double?

500

Try scootering around the buckled sidewalks of Highland, and you could break this.

What is your collarbone?

500

She seen the worst wreck ever on a night just like this.

Who is...
    LARGE MARGE!?

500

Three dancers who appeared on the show.

Who are: Bobby, Jack Immel, Cissy, Elaine, Arthur Duncan, Barbara, Perky Mary Lou Metzger, etc. 

500

This beloved character:

Who is YITTLE CREATURE?