THINGS YOUR HOST DOESN’T KNOW
THEIR TRIBUTE BAND
SOUNDS LIKE A TYPE OF SQUEEZE
HUMOROUS BRIDGE DEFINITIONS
THE 1980s
BRIDGE HOF BEFORE AND AFTER
100

Metaphorically, you put lower-priority concerns on this part of the stove (not the bottom burner)

WHAT IS BACK BURNER?

100

Nuns 'N Moses, who both dress & shred religiously

WHO ARE GUNS N' ROSES

100

He was the oldest person elected U.S. President until his even-older successor claimed that title

WHO IS TRUMP?

100

This ace-asking bid: designed to tell partner you have a vague suspicion there could be a slam in the offing but aren’t quite sure how to investigate it

WHAT IS BLACKWOOD?

100

Introduced by Nintendo in 1989, this handheld device was for playing cartridge-loaded amusements

WHAT IS A GAME BOY

100

“I Want You” to name this patriotic symbol who also lent his name to an extremely popular 2C response

WHO IS UNCLE SAM STAYMAN?

200

Babe Ruth once held this clubhouse leadership role (not manager); it’s also a term for the member of a bridge partnership who should take command of the auction

WHAT IS CAPTAIN?

200

The funk-tastic Earth Wind for Hire

WHO ARE EARTH, WIND, & FIRE

200

An NBA lineup typically features two starters at this position played by Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson

WHAT IS GUARD?

200

This two-word convention: when your company relocates you to a branch in Dallas

WHAT IS A TEXAS TRANSFER?

200

The "dynasty" of these accessories (in fashion, not football) began in the '30s but peaked in the '80s

WHAT ARE SHOULDER PADS

200

He assassinated John F. Kennedy before popularizing transfer responses to no-trump openings

WHO IS LEE HARVEY OSWALD JACOBY?

300

At the Montreux Jazz Festival, you might see smoke on the water of this Swiss lake's shoreline (not Lucerne)

WHAT IS LAKE GENEVA?

300

2 bands honoring this group: Better Off Dead & Terrapin

WHO ARE THE GRATEFUL DEAD

300

In a 1992 hit, this hip-hop duo known for wearing their clothes backwards “will make you Jump! Jump!”

WHAT IS KRIS KROSS?

300

This system of interference over 1NT: my nagging wife’s favorite word

WHAT IS DONT?

300

Walter Mondale used this 3-word Wendy's slogan in 1984 to challenge a rival for the presidential nomination

WHAT IS "WHERE'S THE BEEF"

300

He wrote the epic poem Paradise Lost in addition to popularizing the 4-3-2-1 point count to evaluate balanced hands

WHO IS JOHN MILTON WORK?

400

The “first battle of” this Virginia creek (not Manassas) was the earliest major engagement of the U.S. Civil War

WHAT IS BULL RUN?

400

Nearly Dan does some of this group's dirty work

WHO ARE STEELY DAN

400

When your friend takes a sip from your bottle and the beverage returns from his mouth to the container, it’s called this colloquial term

WHAT IS BACKWASH?

400

This shortness-showing jump bid: the only recognized way to declare a 1-1 trump fit

WHAT IS A SPLINTER BID?

400

This "How'm I doin'?" NYC mayor also said, "I can explain this to you; I cannot comprehend it for you"

WHO IS ED KOCH

400

This classic comic strip about a mismatched pair of tall and short friends partnered Eric Rodwell in five Bermuda Bowl victories

WHAT IS MUTT AND JEFF MECKSTROTH?

500

Permanent press makes fabric resistant to these annoyances (not stains)

WHAT ARE WRINKLES?

500

Take a chance on their tribute band, Bjorn Again

WHO IS ABBA

500

This auto insurance giant can’t save you from becoming your parents, but they can buy the naming rights to the Cleveland Guardians’ stadium

WHAT IS PROGRESSIVE?

500

This unblocking play to prepare for a squeeze: the mating sound of Austrian doves

WHAT IS A VIENNA COUP?

500
ONE OF THE TWO NHL TEAMS THAT EACH WON FOUR STANLEY CUP TITLES IN THE 1980s

WHO ARE THE ISLANDERS OR OILERS?

500

Will Ferrell’s character from Talladega Nights takes a break from auto racing to partner Steve Weinstein on the Nickell team

WHO IS RICKY BOBBY LEVIN?