Bible Jokes
Who is the shortest man in the Bible
Lord here I am here I am
Send me send me
A friend of Sophia’s who is much older than her
Who is Sister Elsa?
This is the first book of the Bible
What is Genises?
Bonus- what is the last book?
This talk is the first one during the midweek meeting
What is the treasures from God’s word?
Why didn’t Cain bring God and acceptable offering?
Because he wasn’t able
He will call
The dead will answer
This Bible character helped Sophia to have boldness
Who is the little Israelite girl?
Bonus- what is the name of the little girl Sophia wants to witness to?
This is the longest book in the Bible
What is Psalms?
This person is our circuit overseer?
Who is Robert Simmons?
Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the ark?
Because they were using FOWL language
For now have come to pass salvation a kingdom and might
The kingdom is in place we pray let it come let it come
Caleb and Sophia visited this place with their parents
What is Bethel?
These four books compose the gospel accounts
What are Matthew Mark Luke and John?
We have this many special assembly days each year
What is two?
Who is the greatest babysitter in the Bible?
David because he rocked goliath to sleep
Listen obey and be blessed when you hear God’s will expressed
If you’d be happy and enter his rest listen obey and be blessed
Caleb thought about stealing this item at the grocery store
What is a lollipop?
This person wrote the most books in the Bible
Who is Paul?
Bonus- how many did he write?
This is the theme of this year’s convention
What is Be Courageous?
What do they call elders in Germany?
German Shepherds
Stay awake stand firm and grow mighty
Carry on right to the end
Caleb brought this toy home in the second episode of become Jehovah’s friend
What is Sparlock the wizard?
There are this many books of the Bible
What is 66?