Things everyone’s grandma says
What is the phrase said after you’ve already had two plates
You’re too skinny eat more
What is a message that guarantees nothing will happen
we should hang out soon
What is the original WiFi warning system
Don’t sit so close to the tv
What happens when you mute the group chat for one hour
47 unread messages
What is the intro to a story that lasts 45 minutes
back in my day
What is how one friend stays active but never shows up in real life?
Memes at 3am
What is grandmas version of google
Random herbal remedies for everything
What is emotional damage disguised as love
You never visit anymore