Which of these characters holds the highest military rank?
Major Force
Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers)
Captain Marvel (Billy Batson)
Captain America
Captain Marvel (Carol Danvers)
Carol Danvers is a colonel in the U.S. Air Force. Steve Rogers was never commissioned as an officer, Billy Batson is an eight-year-old boy, and Major Force is actually a dishonorably discharged sergeant.

1. The left kid’s hat is missing its top. 2. The left snowman has a new set of black buttons. 3. The middle snowman lost its bottom buttons. 4. The right snowman has an extra button at the bottom. 5. The house in the background had its roof cleaned off.
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
“Finger lickin’ good.”
KFC
Six
A Cozy Workspace

A Cozy Workspace

A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
The river was frozen
“Think outside the bun.”
Taco Bell
Thor's hammer Mjolnir is made of metal from the heart of a dying what?
A Friendly Bar


How can 8 + 8 = 4?
When you think in terms of time. 8 AM + 8 hours= 4 o’clock.
You know when it’s real
Wendy's
In which movie did Spiderman make his first appearance in the Marvel Comic Universe?
Captain American: Civil War
Kitchen Boss


You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it. What is it?
A lawsuit
Be your way.
Burger King
Captain America's shield and Bucky's arm are made of what?
Vibranium
A City Street

A City Street

Is the capital of Kentucky pronounced Louisville or Luee-ville?
Neither. The capital is Frankfurt
“Eatin’ good in the neighborhood.”
Applebee