Elf Jokes
What kind of music do Elves like best?
Wrap!
What's the first thing Elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet
What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments
What do bystanders say when reindeer go sledding?
"You just flew down that hill!"
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
Why do Santa's helpers go to therapy?
To help their Elf esteem!
What do you call an Elf who learns independently ?
Elf-taught
Which Elton John song describes one of Santa’s small reindeer perfectly?
Tiny Dancer
What’s a reindeer’s go-to cleaning product?
Comet
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has private elf care!
What do you call an Elf that won't share
Elfish
What's the best way to gain confidence?
To believe in your-elf!
What do you call Santa’s reindeer wranglers?
Jolly Ranchers
What should you give a reindeer with a stomachache
Elk-a-seltzer
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No-eles
What do you call Santa's tax status?
Elf-employed
What did Santa tell his helpers when they listened in on his conversation?
Quit elves-dropping!
Why is Mrs. Claus always hugging the reindeer?
They are so deer to her!
Why do reindeer enjoy doing yoga?
It makes them feel (Blit)zen.
How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!
Where do elves vote
The North Poll
What do vegetarian elves eat?
Elfalfa
Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer?
No, they already have names!
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No eye-deer
What do you call a broke Santa?
Saint Nickel-less