Chinglish Signs (MC)
Simply Bad Sentences
Literal Translations
Literal Idioms (MC)
Menu Translations
100

Slip and fall down carefully 

A.  Go down the slide carefully

B.  Slowly fall down so you don't get hurt

C.  Caution, Slippery

100

打招呼_多么_也_你们

Hello, How are you?

100

Whats mean?

What does that mean?

100

Good good study, day day up

A.  Every day you need to study.  

B.  Study hard and make progress every day

C.  Wake up every day it's a good day to study


100

Germany Sexual Harrassment

德国咸猪手

200

Care for life, Do not fun.  

A.  No playing.  

B.  It is important to be careful

C.  No Swimming

200

什么_感到_您_命名

What is your name?

200

People mountain people sea

very crowded

200

Stupid bird fly first.

A.  Birds are stupid

B.  If you aren't talented you need to work harder

C.  Stupid people make mistakes

200

Whatever

随便

300

The Grass Beside you. Please Smiles around

A.  The grass is a living organism

B.  Don't be sad be happy!

C.  Keep off grass

300

我_感到_一种_导师

I am a teacher.  


300

I very like apples

I like apples very much

300

Live old, study old

A.  Older people are smarter

B.  You can't teach an old dog new tricks

C.  You're never too old to learn.  

300

Four Happy Roasted husband

四喜烤夫

400

Multiply by steps beard know

A.  Hair Stylist

B.  Elevator Tips

C.  The road is long

400

的_气象_就_阳光 明媚_如今

The weather is sunny today. 

400

I will give you some colour to see see

I will get revenge/ I will get you back.  

400

There must be a teacher among three people.

A.  There's always some you can learn from

B.  Statistically speaking there must be a professor in a small group of people

C.  Teacher are very common

400

Old Adopted Mother Money Belly

老干妈金钱肚

500

Racist Park

A.  Scenic Park

B.  indigenous Cultural Center

C.  Park for Racist people

500

我_一样_到_继续_到_乐园

I like to go to the park

500

You ask me, but who can I ask?

I don't know

500

Knife mouth, tofu heart

A.  The knife is sharp and tofu is soft

B.  Their bark is worse than their bite

C.  He is not nice

500

Pee beef ball

撒尿牛丸