"Youre sending me WHERE now?! That was NOT on the Rate Con and is NOT on my way."
Out of Route Miles - ORM
"The shipper will load your truck in full, but you gotta deliver at both of these stores for us."
1 Pick - 2 Drop
She spearheaded a PepsiCo marketing campaign 'For Those Who Think Young!'.
Britney Spears
The band No Doubt had a hit song in the 1990's titled 'DONT SPEAK!' Pretty fitting for this time of year when not much is happening.
( January-March )
Quiet Season
Heyyyy, Soul Sister.
"A couch and a TV would make this easier if I have to spend the night here."
Layover - LAYO
"We are open all day, every day, even on holidays."
24/7
Bob Saget
Jack Harlow gave a loud shout out to this major delivery company;
"I got plaques in the mail; _____ ______. Shout out to my UPS drivers making sure I receive em'."
( August-October )
Peak Season
You're my! Brown Eyed Girl....
Van Morrison - Dry Van
"My job is to drive the truck. I didn't sign up for manual labor."
Perhaps a better job for many NBA point-guards.
Driver Assist - DA
The middle man. We focus on all things transportation so you dont have to. We are just so glad to be invited.
3rd Party Logistics - 3PL
When a group gets together to share ideas and suddenly there is inclement weather!
Brain Storm
In Hollywood, this season lasted 500 days! At PepsiCo, there are 400 less. ( June-August )
100 Days of Summer
Rolling down the street.....Sippin' on Gin & Juice
Snoop Dogg - Reefer
If Humpy Dumpty was driving on a road that was bumpy, he would be jumpy to see this person ready to help him offload.
Lumper - LUMP
10-4.
No matter your major, if you graduate from an accredited university you achieve similar status to a single man living alone who parties often.
Bachelor of Science
I remember we where driving....
Tracy Chapman - Fast Car
We dont do live loading, we want these.....
Assets! Drop Trailers!
"If you drive, I will chip in for gas! I will even Venmo you now, early."
Fuel Advance - FA
Benjamin Franklin would be joyous on a windy day running through the quad.
4 Kites
Known for their blue football turf, there are potatoes aplenty on this campus.
Boise State
"There is no excuse! If you can do this, what's the use? Some of the things we ship during this season create juice and we just need to wait until they spruce! It is important to stay loose. The volume wont reduce."
( April-July )
Produce Season
The life I love is making music with my friends....and I cant wait to get....
Willie Nelson - On The Road Again ( OTR )