Public Figures
He used to be the host of the Bachelor, but now he might as well be dead
Who is Chris Harrison?
A substance dispensed from above by a spray can nozzle to be enjoyed by Slippers
What is whipped cream?
The star of National Treasure who portrayed the genius Benjamin Gates
Who is Nicolas Cage?
A perfect cat with thumbs
Who is Fran?
This substance is being added to the water by the government to placate and control the masses
What is fluoride?
The youngest and least famous of the four celebrity brothers
Who is Franklin Jonas?
This comes out of Krista from the front
What is breastmilk?
The souvenir item that Ben buys in the gift shop of the National Archives Building that costs him $35.00 plus tax
What is a duplicate of the Declaration of Independence?
A perfect white cat, remembered for many things – among them, his lack of teeth
Who is Casper?
Toxic chemicals deliberately sprayed into the atmosphere for nefarious purposes such as weather modification, population control, or mind control
What are chemtrails?
The small drunk woman who could not find the beach
Who is Snooki?
A sometimes intense one-ingredient snack, mongered by Meg's former workplace
What is cheese?
After lemon juice, the final element that was needed for the message on the back of the Declaration of Independence to reveal itself
A perfect cat known for her elegance and composure in trying times – also celebrated for her fluffy, ocean-like tummy
Who is Deebz?
A giant leap for mankind, allegedly staged and shot by Stanley Kubrick as part of a propaganda war against the Soviet Union
What is the moon landing?
A humanoid pig virtual influencer from Palermo, Italy
Who is John Pork?
A fermented milk drink with a sour taste and probiotic properties, ultimately too scary to try
What is kefir?
The clothing store that Abigail and Ben go to when they are on the run and have to stop for new clothes
What is Urban Outfitters?
A perfect orange cat known for his large stature and wet nose – only his close friends know that his favorite toy is a pickle
Who is Leo?
This early aughts pop sensation is purported to have died and been replaced by a lookalike in 2003
The son of the Springfield police chief, and a classmate of Lisa Simpson
Ralph Wiggum
This delicious dessert contains evaporated milk, condensed milk, AND whole milk
What is tres leches cake?
The pseudonym used by a young Benjamin Franklin to publish a series of satirical essays in 1722, originals of which were given away by Ben's dad
Silence Dogood
A perfect orange cat, remembered for his affinity for people food, and especially a delicacy known as "cheese soup"
Who is Harvey?
The belief that Earth is a shell containing vast inner spaces, with a crust approximately 800 miles thick
What is Hollow Earth theory?