THE MEDICAL FILE OF ALEX TREBEK
When he was 5 years old, I had these infection fighters removed & was promised all the ice cream I could eat--I'm still waiting
your tonsils
A hatchet is a small one
an axe
Graduated from college with a degree in philosophy
Trebek
Hell, in polite company
heck
Yes, this American Motors car shares its name with a WWII engine trouble-causing imp... what, no sale?
a gremlin
I'm not one of the writers, but sure enough developed this wrist condition due to pressure on the median nerve
carpal tunnel
Cenozoic, for example
an era
He's the youngest
OZZY OSBOURNE
Unit of dry volume equal to 8 quarts
peck
Sure, in the '70s this car's gas tank exploded a bit when rear-ended but I prefer to think of the same-named bean
a pinto
Running after a thief down a hotel hallway, I blew out this body part, named for the son of a nymph
an achilles tendon
French visorless cap
beret
Worked as a DJ for the Armed Forces Radio Network while serving in Vietnam
Sajak
Body block on the ice
check
Never mind this carmaker's Jetta--I see you top down, stone cold chillin' in its model called the Thing
volkswagen
Many suffer lower back pain & like me may opt for this procedure that joins vertebrae together
a fusion
The shaft around which a wheel rotates
an axle
Played himself in the Adam Sandler movie "Little Nicky"
Ozzy Osbourne
Solid Mr. Walesa
lech
This import had its U.S. debut in 1985 at $3,990, but its home country got split up later, so I'll let it go for a cool grand
Yugo
I'm fine now, but slipping & hitting my head led to blood on the brain, a subdural one of these swellings
a hematoma
bird bill
beak
Played Kevin Hathaway on the soap opera "Days of Our Lives"
Sajak
Tanker on the rocks
wreck
You'll feel like Montezuma in his chariot--I've got a whole lot of these Pontiac "sport recreation vehicles"
the Aztek