Guide This!
This guide could have a starring role in the film, "When Hairy Met Sally"
Who is Carlos?
Alka-Selzer for roadies
What is Nuun?
It has a Bumpy Big mnemonic
What is Di Shifting?
Call for "Help" French-style
What is 1-1-2?
Its secret closets have a whip in every room.
What is the Chateau de Mazan?
Guide whose famous for saying was, "It's just a wee hill"
Who Sarah?
A lunch theme also enjoyed by dogs and pigs
What are truffles?
It is inevitable even when your legs feel like rubber and your FOMO is peaking
What is an Avid Ride?
Mazan secret code
What is 4-3-1?
If you had a pair of these you would not have to play hotel room lava game
What are luggage racks?
Common name for a self-filling vessel
What is a Trek water bottle?
It is a creamy blob from heaven
What is burrata?
It is a good idea if you have two glasses of wine with lunch
What is a Today's ride?
It is forbidden if you have saddle sores
What is 69?
It is guaranteed to induce shrinkage
What is a French hotel pool?
A kind of public flashing that won't get you arrested
What is a bike light?
It is crisp and dry, like Bruce's chamois
What is a Provence rose wine?
This ride is in need of a major comb-over
What is Mont Ventoux?
The Km at this famous bike shop
What is zero?
A silly American breakfast request, to which the answer is, no no no.
What is non-dairy milk?
Renaissance guide who has many secret artistic skills
Who is Julien?
It's a post-ride drink for wussies
What is 0.00%-1664 sans alcohol?
This avid ride has "three-ways" that always end with a climax
What is Mont Ventoux?
It is the Mont Ventoux climb measured in feet, but this classic climb is usually described in meters (1910)
What is 6,270?
It requires public nudity but it feels, so good
What is a french bicycle massage?