Trevordy

State Your address! Union!

100

There ain't no love here. 

Oklahoma 

200

This state is round on the ends and hi in the middle.

Ohio

300

Land O Lakes! This state has the most lakes in America! 

Alaska (3,000,000 lakes)

400

This state happens when water is put to 212ºF. 

Gas

500

Country Roads take me home to this state. 

Virginia 

Mums the word

100

To speak in a way that is unintlleblbe.

To mumble 

200

Are you my Mother? No, in Egypt you would be this. 

Mummy

300

The most possible.

Maximum

400

The amount or degree of something that is most favorable to some end.

Optimum

500

This is the highest honor bestowed upon any family in Japan, named after this flower famous is Greek mythology. 

The order of the Chrysanthemum.

Is there a Mrs. Brightside? *wink*

100

He is coming out of his cage and doing just fine. 

Mr. Brightside

200

He had to hide away for so long because you went so wrong. 

Mr. Blue Sky 

300

He does not carry a letter in his bag for you. 

Mr. Postman

400

You would not touch him with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot poll

Mr. Grinch 

500

bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

Mr. Sandman

Political Gaffaholic

100

You can't fool this man a second time. 

George W. Bush 

200

She wants to figure out how to get them to POKEMON GO TO THE POLLS

Nancy Pelosi

300

He has hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun.

Joe Biden 

400

There's no gaffe here! But there is one, down the hall and to the left! 

Donald Trump

500

She was a high school debater and got a scholarship to go to college! WOOOOOOOO!

Elizabeth Warren

Sporty Misdirection

100

This sport has Balls and Strikes... why can't I find a bat? 

Bowling 

200

It just comes down to slippery boxing. 

Hockey. 

300

Jiminy ____ ! This sport is not my conscience. 

Cricket. 

400

No jars or vinegar, the ball is not edible even after undergoing this sport. 

Pickleball

500

A carpenter would not be very good at this olympic sport.

Fencing