Trey Memes
Some say love is magical; others say it’s Brooke turning Trey into a flawless, pointy-eared heartthrob.
What is a sexy elf filter?
Even Trey’s cat had a complicated love life — the main squeeze’s side chick was named…?
What is Milkshakes?
When the karaoke mic finds Trey, this is the power ballad he belts out like he’s single-handedly saving Fiona.
What is “I Need a Hero” — the Shrek 2 version, obviously?
Life threw Trey a serious curveball at 19, and this fast-growing brain cancer was part of the challenge.
What is glioblastoma?
Trey’s signature move(s) on the wedding dance floor has led to this happening three times and counting.
What is ripping his pants?
The four names that made Trey the prom MVP.
Who are Kate Borek, Carol Tiller, Tatum McClaughlin, and Linden Huffman?
For Trey, this flavor is more than dessert — it’s a lifestyle, a vibe, and possibly a coping mechanism.
What is mint chocolate chip?
This phenomenon occurs whenever Trey forgets the rule ‘beer before liquor.’
What is Dough Boy?
Long before the condieland turned into a f**boy convention, Trey’s first roommate set the tone for all chaos to come.
What is Zac Till?
With legs for days and a neck that could reach the top shelf without a step stool, Trey is often compared to this safari superstar.
What is a giraffe?
Caught in 4K, this Snapchat filter turned Trey into the ultimate “Softboi,” complete with those puppy dog eyes.
What is Dog Face?
Trey’s ultimate summer 2021 flex: he rented out a theater with all his friends to watch this Marvel blockbuster.
What is Black Widow?
Trey’s ultimate weakness: once these are available, he simply could not stop collecting them.
What are hugs?
Witnesses say Trey doesn’t just walk — he scuttles, in this unsettling sideways motion that’s equal parts confusing and concerning.
What is the creepy crab walk?
After one Summer semester overseas, Trey came back with a tan, a prayer rug, and a newfound devotion to the arab faith
What is Morocco?
Some call it cozy; Trey calls it non-negotiable — without it, no couch snuggles happen.
What is a blanket?