Simple addition
11
What goes down but never comes up?
A mountain
what is 2 + 2=
22
Why is santa so good at karate?
Because he has a BLACK BELT
What is 3 + 3=
6
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank.
What is 8 + 8 =
64
(8 times 8 is 64)
Why did the dumb guy bring a hammer on Christmas vacation?
He wanted to hit the road
What is 9 + 9 =
18
What did the snake do under the mistletoe?
He gave his girlfriend a hiss