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Where were the French Fries invented?
In Belgium!
An electric trains goes North to South at 100 Km/h. The wind blows from East to West at 25km/h. Based on that information, where does the train's smoke blows to?
Nowhere! It's an electric train!
On which side of a chicken is there more feathers?
On the outside!
What occurs once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
THE LETTER "E"
There's a bowl with seven apples. You remove three. How many apples are there?
7! 3 with me and 4 in the bowl!
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest! It has always been the highest mountain on Earth, even when nobody knew about it!
Name two meals you can NEVER eat for breakfast.
Lunch and Dinner
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
Short + er
A cashier at a butcher shop is 5'9", wears size 8 shoes, and is 32 years old. What does she weigh?
Meat! She works at a butcher shop!
If three kids can eat three hot dogs in three minutes, how many minutes would it take 100 kids to eat 100 hot dogs?
Three minutes!
What starts with "E" and ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
Envelope
How many books with 30cm by 30cm can you put in a 1m by 1m container, so that it's not empty anymore?
Just 1. After you add one, it's not empty anymore!
Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
INCORRECTLY
Forwards I’m heavy, but backwards I’m not. What am I?
It's a TON
If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
It's a secret!