Sociolinguistics
Toon Therapist Files
Fictional Brands
Celebrity D&D
Required Literature
300

You wanna go grab some grub later? I'm wicked hungry

What is Boston?

300

Subject displays extreme food related impulsivity, including binge eating entire meals in one bite and occasionally inhaling sentient beings

Who is Kirby?

300

Spongebob works here flipping Krabby Patties with questionable labor protections

What is the Krusty Krab?

300

This Bard is known for shapeshifting her musical persona every era and enthralling entire kingdoms with love ballads and breakup anthems

Who is Taylor Swift?

300

In this classic by William Golding, a conch shell becomes a fragile symbol of order among stranded boys

What is Lord of the Flies?

600

Bruh, that deli on 3rd? Deadass got the best baconeggncheese. No cap

What is NYC/Long Island?

600

Patient feels unappreciated by his peers, has difficulty expressing emotions, and occasionally attempts tri state area domination with his wacky "inator" inventions. Patient claims that his plans are always foiled by a platypus

Who is Dr. Doofenshmirtz?

600

In Breaking Bad, Gus Fring's empire is masked behind this fried chicken chain of restaurants

What is Los Pollos Hermanos?

600

A chaotic good trickster rogue; this man wields charm like a dagger using impressions and lightning fast wit to disarm foes. Sometimes he is seen in pirate garb, and sometimes he is seen in a suit and tie

Who is Johnny Depp?

600

This S. E. Hinton novel tell you to "stay gold" even when the world gets rough

What is The Outsiders?

900

Y'all better not be actin' ugly now. I done told you once already

What is The American South?

900

Patient exhibits severe kleptomania justified as "adventure", acute pot smashing compulsion, and chronic chicken abuse

Who is Link?

900

In Toy Story, Andy's favorite toy comes from this brand of cowboy merchandise

What is Woodies Roundup?

900

This charismatic monk with lightning step movement can punch, kick, flip, and joke his way through any encounter. Starring in many different campaigns; usually action and comedy

Who is Jackie Chan?

900

This wizarding world series begins with an orphan receiving too many letters via owl delivery

What is Harry Potter?

1200

That's you sorted out then, aye?  Grab yer bits and we'll be off the noo

What is Scottish?

1200

Subject shows detachment from physical reality, repeatedly walking off cliffs then acting confused then unharmed. Subject shows obsession and emotional distress at the mention of Road Runners or when hearing car horns

Who is Wile E. Coyote? 

1200

Homer Simpson once mastered this brand's dance while trying to become its spokesperson

What is Duff Beer?

1200
A legendary silver tongued diplomat; This Queen of daytime commands radiant aura magic that calms crowds, inspires nations, and materializes gifts seemingly out of thin air

Who is Oprah Winfrey?

1200

This Rick Riordan book series follows a boy who discovers he is the son of a Greek god

What is Percy Jackson?

1500

You keen for a feed later? We can swing 'round yours arvoish

What is Australian?

1500

Client believes that he is simultaneously a plumber, a knight, a kart racer, a golfer, and an athlete in every Olympic event

Who is Mario?

1500

In WALL-E, this mega corporation owns everything from space cruises to public government services

What is Buy 'N Large (BnL)?

1500

A wandering multiclass engineer/inventor/visionary; this sometimes chaotic neutral technomancer works tirelessly on machines meant for the stars. sometimes however, his alignment is the topic of many tavern debates

Who is Elon Musk?

1500

In this Jazz Age novel, a mysterious millionaire stares across the bay at a green light that forever eludes him

What is The Great Gatsby?