Factscah
Favcahs
Memorcahs
Traumacah
Friendcah / Famcah
100

What do I want to happen to my body after I die? 

Be donated to a body farm to be studied for the benefit forensics and science.

100

Who was my first lolcow?

Christian Weston CHANDLER !!!!! 

100

What is my favorite memory of Josh? 

When he went on that roller coaster with me in Busch Gardens even though he was really scared :,)

100
WHO called the cops on my mom? 

Poor Caleb :(

100

What was the name of my first best friend AFTER breaking up w/ Anna? 

Sierra

200

What used to be my dream job?

Crime scene / hoarder / Biohazard cleaner

200

Name at least THREE hyperfixations.

Acceptable answers: GERP!!!, Psychology/Narcissists, Lolcows/Amberlynn, Sewing/Crafting, My Partners, The 1910'S-40's (pre-war/during), Chris Hansen/Predators

Double points for anything I forgot.

200

Before Raley's, what was my first job?

FRUIT GRADER! I graded peaches for a week in my ex uncle-in-law's orchard.
200

My parents' individual drinks of choice 

Momcah : Tequila / wine 

Dadcah : Fireball / Whiteclaw SURGE 

200

What game did I used to watch my mom play the most?

Fallout 3, will also accept Fallout New Vegas but she played it less because of how often it would crash on the PS3 

300

What is THE specific food order I want when I'm vomit-sick?

McDonald's Cheeseburger+ fries :3

300

LEAST favorite sound ?

Running water. But specifically when the faucet is barely turned on / also the cat water fountains 

300

What was my first word(s)? 

(+ Bonus points for the reason behind it)

"Bless you."

Bonus answer: Because I sneezed a lot and liked being told bless you :)

300

What was said to me when I lost my virginity? 

They said "I just took ur virginity" right after sticking a finger in me. 

300
Who is the one IRL person I respect the most?

My Grandpa :)

400

If I was hospitalized, what would I want you to bring me most of all? (Besides my phone)

My bear 

400

What is my absolute FAVORITE touch? (That I wish you two would do more often)

Rubbing my back :3 (Will also accept fingers in hair) 

400

Something happened to my favorite stuffed animal when I was young. What was it? 

(+ Half points for its name? ) 

The dryer he was in caught on fire and melted his fur !!!! 

( His name is Blacky... He is a black horse and I was a child... Don't judge me.) 

400

What do I think of every Father's Day?

The time my dad got black out drunk and yelled at a police man that he paid his bills because he pays taxes.

400

What did I used to have to do for Rory when we were working together?

I was tasked to be her babysitter and interpreter when she would go nonverbal... It sucked.

500

Who was my first fictional crush and also my imaginary friend? 

Jack Skellington >o< !

500

What is my favorite TV show? 

Better Call Saul 

500

What ate my hotdog?

A seagull :( 

500

Why do I not like to hug my father anymore?

Because of the creepy drunk hug he gave me at 2am when I was fourteen (He was banging on my door and guilt tripping me until I did it.)

500

My family followed a lot of Christmas traditions every year. Name three. Bonus half points for any extra you get. 

- Having "A Christmas Story" on repeat the entire day 

- Stockings 

- Opening one present on Christmas Eve 

- Going to Grandma's every Christmas Eve AND Christmas 

- Making Tamales with the whole family 

- Hiding a pickle on the Christmas Tree 

- Having a cookie contest with the rest of the family

- (As a child) Making specifically the pillsbury Christmas tree and santa cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve 

- Going to a Christmas walkthrough