NBA
These two teams have the most championships in NBA history with 17.
Lakers and Celtics
A holiday where Mike can't eat bread products (Chametz).
Passover
Teddy Daniels' real name.
Andrew Laeddis
The second pick of the 2016 NFL Draft.
Carson Wentz
This player was the 2011 NBA Finals MVP and played on the same team every year throughout his 21 year career.
Dirk Nowitzki
The wallpaper of my MacBook.
Nick Foles Philly Special catch
Bushwood Country Club
The only medium in which I communicate with Rebecca Ripans.
The first overall pick in the 2017 NBA draft.
Markelle Fultz
This NBA referee refuses to let Chris Paul win a playoff game in which he officiates.
Scott Foster
The religious memento that was ripped off my door frame twice freshman year.
Mezuzah
3 negroes were falsely accused of shooting up this coffee shop.
The Nite Owl
The price of a tequila sunrise at PJ Whelihans.
$8.50
The first 3 picks of the 2021 NFL Draft.
Trevor Lawrence, Zach Wilson, Trey Lance
This fellow is credited with inventing the game of basketball.
James Naismith
My exact birthday.
February 10, 2000
The concentration camp Teddy Daniels liberated.
Dachau
The ingredients of Ripans' disgusting sandwich from March 21.
Crackers, peanut butter, pork
Parris Campbell, Andy Isabella, DK Metcalf, Diontae Johnson, Jalen Hurd, Terry McLaurin, Miles Boykin, Hakeem Butler, Gary Jennings Jr., Riley Ridley, Hunter Renfrow, Darius Slayton, KeeSean Johnson, Travis Fulgham, Juwann Winfree
The number of points Joel Embiid averaged per game this season. Answer must be up to 1 decimal point.
30.6
My desired amount of protein per day in grams within 20 grams.
240 grams
The exact line at the very end of Caddyshack said by Al Czervik.
Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!
The name of the card in Heads Up that made Ripans do the infamous sequence of vulgar movements. (The words that were on the phone screen)
Suck & Blow
Name 3 first overall draft picks in the NBA Draft during the 1990s.
Derrick Coleman, Larry Johnson, Shaq, Chris Webber, Glenn Robinson, Joe Smith, Allen Iverson, Tim Duncan, Michael Olowokandi, Elton Brand