Dad Jokes
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What do you call a bagel that can fly?
A plain bagel
What is yours but other people use it more than you do?
Your name
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
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Garbage 🗑️
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?
She ran away from the ball
What kind of cup doesn’t hold water?
A cupcake
Why shouldn’t you trust atoms?
they make up everything
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Hand in hand
Why are celebrities so cool?
They have a lot of fans
What do you call and M&M that went to college?
A smarty
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed
Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
Because every play has a cast
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Rebus puzzle
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
They were watchdogs
Why don’t cats tell a lot of stories?
They only have one tail
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
Seven
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality
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Love at first sight
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up for itself?
It was two-tired
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals
Phillipe Floppe
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
(Every month has 28 days, but some have more!)
What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?
Sorry, we don’t serve food here
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