Dad Jokes
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Rebus puzzles
100

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

100

What do you call a bagel that can fly?

A plain bagel

100

What is yours but other people use it more than you do?

Your name

100

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

100

🧄 - lic + 🎒 + e =

Garbage 🗑️ 

200

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae school

200

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

She ran away from the ball

200

What kind of cup doesn’t hold water?

A cupcake

200

Why shouldn’t you trust atoms?

they make up everything

200

hahandnd 

Hand in hand

300

Why are celebrities so cool?

They have a lot of fans

300

What do you call and M&M that went to college?

A smarty

300

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They are always stuffed

300

Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?

Because every play has a cast

300

Re + 🚌 + 🧩

Rebus puzzle

400

Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were watchdogs

400

Why don’t cats tell a lot of stories?

They only have one tail

400

I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?

Seven

400

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

400

Love     Sight

            Sight

            Sight

Love at first sight

500

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up for itself?

It was two-tired

500

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals

Phillipe Floppe

500

What month of the year has 28 days?

All of them

(Every month has 28 days, but some have more!)

500

What did the bartender say to the turkey sandwich when it tried to order a beer?

Sorry, we don’t serve food here

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