State Capitals
This state's capital is Denver.
What is Colorado?
The third planet from the sun.
What is Earth?
"A picture is worth..."
"...a thousand words"
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.
The only bird that can fly backward.
What is a hummingbird?
Capital of New York.
What is Albany?
Earth's natural satellite.
What is the moon?
"Blood is thicker than..."
"...Water"
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because he was two-tired.
This is how many hearts an octopus has.
What is 3?
The capital of Alaska.
What is Juneau?
This planet is sometimes called earth's "sister planet" because of its similar size, mass, and composition.
What is Venus?
"Curiosity killed the cat but..."
"...Satisfaction brought him back"
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it caught a virus.
The only mammal capable of true flight.
What is a bat?
This eastern state has the only state capital without a McDonald's.
What is Vermont (Montpelier)?
This planet has the tallest volcano in the solar system, Olympus Mons.
What is Mars?
"When in Rome..."
"...Do as the Romans do"
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
The name of a group of Rhinos.
What is a Crash?
This state capital shares its name with a famous Revolutionary War battle.
What is Trenton, New Jersey?
This planet has the fastest winds in our solar system with winds reaching speeds over 1,200 mph.
What is Neptune?
"Don't throw the baby out with..."
"...The bathwater"
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
The fingerprints of this animal are so similar to humans that they have been confused at a crime scene.
What is a Kola?