They See Me Rollin'
How old was Rachel when she started skating?
5 years
What is the name of Rachel's stuffed dog that she literally still owns because she's a giant loser baby?
What game were Rachel and Connor playing when he almost accidentally gave her a TBI (traumatic brain injury)?
Ping-Pong
What part of Rachel's body would her family agree is most disproportionate?
Tiny hands
Where would Rachel most like to travel?
Italy
How many inline marathons has Rachel completed?
9
Where did Rachel's mom take the kids when they were being good?
Through what medium did Rachel and her childhood best friend attempt to communicate with paranormal entities?
Radio/boombox
What parts of Connor's body caused our grandma great concern due to the repulsive shape?
Claw hands
In what country was Rachel kidnapped because she's a dumbass?
Costa Rica
What is the full title of Rachel's current skating team?
Chippewa Valley Roller Derby
Where did Rachel's mom take the kids when they were being bad?
The police station or the monastery (either are acceptable answers)
What beloved 90's toy did Rachel own as a child that her friend Sophia bought her as a nostalgic gift in high school?
Skip-It
What disgusting birth defect did the doctors need to alter when Jacob was born?
Cone head
In what country did Jacob dump his girlfriend of 4 years?
Guatemala
What unique item was sold in the vending machine at 5-year-old Rachel's roller rink?
Socks
What combination of color and animal was the title of Connor's character when playing House?
Blue Cat
What dorky nerd camp did Rachel go to between the ages of 10-14?
Writing Camp
Where was Rachel's hideous birthmark when she was born?
Above the upper lip
In what Wisconsin city did Rachel, Spencer, and Nicole do a bar crawl by traveling between the only 2 bars in the city?
Hales Corners
What was the former title of Rachel's current skating team?
Chippewa Valley Roller Girls
What did Rachel give to her first crush as a present in second grade?
A chocolate chip cookie
What dorky nerd camp did Rachel go to between the ages of 5-8?
Camp Invention
What humiliating decision did Connor make at tennis practice that resulted in a head wound?
He tried to jump over the net
To what stupid, probably fake city in Wisconsin did Dad want to move when the children were growing up?
Pleasant Prairie