Bible Wisdom for Everyday Life
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Highway to Heaven
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The first commandment is?

You shall have no other God’s before me

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What is the name of the cowboy in Toy Story?

Woody

100

How many inches are in a foot?

12

100

What is the main ingredient in hummus?

chickpeas

100

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho Cheese

100

What is the unofficial beverage of church fellowship hour?

Coffee

100

What car company makes the mustang?

Ford

200

Jesus said it is easier for ____ to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. (Matthew 19:24)

camel

200

What is the name of the fairy in Peter Pan?

Tinker Bell

200

Which direction does the sun rise?

East

200

What type of pasta is shaped like little tubes?

Penne

200

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree

200

What is the name of our fellowship hall?

The Gathering Grounds

200

According to John 14:6 Jesus said, “I am the ____ and the ____ and the life.”

way, truth

300

According to Jesus what should you do if someone asks you to go one mile? (Matthew 5:41)

Go with them two miles

300

What is the name of Mickey Mouse’s dog?

Pluto

300

What does GPS stand for?

Global positioning system

300

What candy has the slogan, “Melts in your mouth, not in your hands”?

M&Ms

300

Who was the first person in the bible to use a tablet?

Moses, he had two.

300

The printed program/information sheet for a worship service is called?

The bulletin

300

What tv show featured a bright orange Dodge Charger called General Lee?

The Dukes of Hazzard

400

What does the bible say is the root of all kinds of evil? (1 Timothy 6:10)

The love of money

400

What is the name of the snowman in Frozen?

Olaf

400

What is the most common thing people are told NOT to do if they have a grease fire?

Poor water on it

400

What is the only food that never spoils?

Honey

400

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

400

The Lord bless you and keep you. The Lord make His face shine on you and be gracious to you. The Lord look upon you with favor and give you His peace. - What is this called at the end of the sermon that the pastor speaks over the congregation?

The benediction

400

What car does James Bond famously drive?

Aston Martin

500

According to Jesus what should we do before pointing out the speck in someone else’s eye? (Matthew 7:3-5)

Take the log/plank from your own eye.

500

What Disney movie features a magical house called Casita?

Encanto

500

How many teaspoons are in one tablespoon?

3

500

What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

Strawberry

500

Why did the math book look so sad?

It had too many problems.

500

What are the two sacraments recognized by Lutherans?

Holy Communion and Baptism

500

What movie features a 1967 Shelby GT500 nicknamed “Eleanor”?

Gone in 60 Seconds

600

What does Proverbs say a soft answer does? (Proverbs 15:1)

Turns away wrath

600

What is the name of Belle’s father in Beauty and the Beast?

Maurice

600

What does PM stand for?

Post meridiem

600

What is the most commonly used SPICE in the world?

Pepper

600

Why didn’t Noah go fishing?

Hint: 2 by 2 

He only had 2 worms

600

Before marrying Luther, Katharina von Bora was a what?

nun

600

What type of vehicle is Sally from Cars?

Porsche

700

According to Proverbs, what is the beginning of wisdom? (Proverbs 9:10)

Fear of the Lord

700

What are the names of the three good fairies in Sleeping Beauty?

Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather

700

What is the name of the small metal or plastic piece at the end of a shoelace?

Aglet

700

What is the main flavor of a traditional root beer?

Sassafras

700

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less

700

In what year was the LCMS founded?

1847

700

On what road did Saul encounter Jesus before becoming known as Paul?

The road to Damascus