What was the original mascot of Westlake High School before the Chaparral was officially adopted?
Wildcat
Which Super Bowl-winning quarterback famously graduated from Westlake High School?
Drew Brees
Bonus: Nick Foles also graduated from here (:
Austin is known as the "Live Music Capital of the World." Which two major music festivals helped cement that title?
South by Southwest (SXSW) and Austin City Limits (ACL)
What’s the unofficial uniform for a college communal shower?
A) Crocs
B) Birthday suit and hope
C) Shower shoes
D) Hazmat suit
C) Shower shoes
(Because Athlete's Foot doesn’t care about your GPA.)
Mrs Klicks Fav color
Which nearby high school is often considered Westlake’s biggest athletic rival?
Lake Travis..... and guess what.....
Which Westlake alum later played quarterback for the University of Texas at Austin?
Sam Ehlinger
True or False: The Texas State Capitol in Austin is actually taller than the U.S. Capitol Building in Washington, D.C.
True
It's thanksgiving break. If your leftover pizza has been in the mini-fridge since orientation...
A) It’s fine. Just microwave it.
B) It has achieved sentience.
C) You’ve made penicillin.
D) Time to toss it and burn the fridge.
Answer: D)
(And maybe move out, honestly.)
What sport did I play growing up?
Soccer
In what year did Westlake High School open its doors?
1969
In what year did Westlake complete a perfect 16–0 season under Coach Todd Dodge, winning the 6A Division I State Championship?
2020
What year was the iconic slogan “Keep Austin Weird” first coined?
A) 1989
B) 1993
C) 2000
D) 2005
Answer: C) 2000
The number one way to make your roommate hate you immediately is:
A) Never wearing headphones
B) Eating tuna in the room
C) Bringing your emotional support drum set
D) All of the above
Answer: D)
(Add “awkward silence” to the playlist.)
What is Mrs. Klicks fav day of the week?
MONDAY DUH
Which Westlake alum starred as Jason Street on the TV show "Friday Night Lights"?
Scott Porter
Which Westlake alum and NFL quarterback comes from a family with deep ties to Texas high school coaching — including a father who also coached at Westlake?
Riley Dodge (Played at Southlake Carroll, but son of Westlake coach Todd Dodge)
Which U.S. President had his political career launched in Austin and later taught public speaking at a local high school?
Lyndon B. Johnson
Which sound is most likely to be heard at 2:00 a.m. in a dorm?
A) Screaming into the void
B) TikTok audio on loop
C) Someone singing karaoke alone
D) Fire alarm because someone microwaved Easy Mac without water
Answer: Trick question – it's all of the above.
What is Mrs. Klicks Fav Animal
Chickens!
Where does the name "Chaparral" originally come from?
A) A Mexican shrubland
B) A Revolutionary War regiment
C) A Texas pioneer town
D) An old Spanish word for "warrior"
A.
Which Westlake football player was drafted by the Los Angeles Rams in the 2022 NFL Draft?
Answer: Kylen Granson (Note: Played at Westlake, then SMU, then Colts
Franklin Barbecue is a must-eat in Austin. What time do people often line up for lunch there?
As early as 6–7 a.m.
The fastest way to personalize your dorm room is:
A) LED lights and 47 posters
B) A giant beanbag
C) Scented candles (if you like getting written up)
D) Empty energy drink cans arranged like modern art
Answer: A)
(Bonus points for string lights that don’t work after Week 2.)
How many days until Mrs. Klick gets to see Mr. Klick?
12!!!!!!