BONE APPLE TEETH
EARLY INTERNET
DOUBLE TIME
2000s CARTOONS
PRESIDENTS AND LEAD POISONING
200

This nutty noodle dish might be BAD if you accidentally TIEd the noodles together.

Pad Thai

200

A type of annoying inbox-clogging email, the first one of these was sent in 1982.

SPAM email

200

A type of joke involving a door.

Knock Knock

200

The heads of these two industrious kids abbreviate the show's name, P.F.

Phineas and Ferb

200

This president's assassin fell from the third story, breaking his ankle.

Abraham Lincoln

400

SUE got this dish from a gas station and SHE has been feeling sick for days.

Sushi

400
Founder of one of the first ever social media platforms, his website would require users to have a Harvard student email, and to use their real names.

Mark Zuckerberg

400

A relish made of cabbage and onion, or a fluffy chinese dog breed.

Chow Chow

400

The namesake of this show has "fiery hair" that plays a whip noise every time he whips his hair around.

Johnny Test

400

This president may have lived if it weren't for the lack of antiseptic.

James A. Garfield

600

Have this rice dish with too much BEER, and you might find yourself YAWNing over your KNEEs.

Biryani

600

One of the first internet web purchases was from this chain business - a large pepperoni and mushroom pizza with extra cheese.

Pizza Hut

600

A small chocolate candy or bun, once mentioned in Spongebob Squarepants.

Bonbon

600

The robotic sidekick for this show about a brainiac kid shares a name with a NASA space center in Greenbelt, MD.

Jimmy Neutron

600

The assassination of this president had congress add another task to the secret service: protecting the president.

William McKinley

800
Certain ingredients of this Vietnamese sandwich might get food safety to BAN ME.

Bánh Mì

800

In The Ultimate Showdown, a fight between pop culture icons like Godzilla and Shaq, this neighbor emerged victorious wearing a blood-stained sweater.

Mr. Rogers

800

Traditional North African grain dish using semolina.

Couscous

800

Parody of the reality TV show Survivor, this show's announcer always started the day with "Good Morning, Campers!"

Total Drama Island

800

This former president was saved by a metal glasses case and famously long speech, folded in his breast pocket.

Theodore Roosevelt

1000

Since geese farming can be seen as inhumane, it might be better to get this in FAUX form, not raised in GRASS.

Fois Gras

1000

Used as a "gotcha" meme in the late 2000s, this bar from a Chip Da Ripper freestyle describes his reptile pattern seats in his "Chevrolet Movie The-a-ter".

Interior Crocodile Alligator

1000

British band well known for the song Invisible and the song's ties to the Metal Gear franchise.

Duran Duran

1000

The five protagonists in this series were named just that, 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

Codename: Kids Next Door

1000

This president was almost assassinated when both of his attacker's pistols misfired. The president then beat the attacker with his cane.

Andrew Jackson