Dad Jokes
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
In which Sea would you find the island of Malta?
Mediterranean
What Ocean is the deepest?
Pacific
What city is known as the City of Love?
Paris
What is the only mammal that can truly fly?
A Bat!
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
European!
In which ocean would you find the island of Madagascar?
Indian
What is the biggest island of the world?
Greenland
What is the official nickname of Texas?
The Lone Star State
Mob, troop, or court
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
Where is the Bermuda Triangle located?
In the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean
What is the smallest ocean?
Arctic
What country is known as the Land of White Elephant?
Thailand
What marine animal is the only known natural predator of the Great White Shark?
Orcas
What is brown and sticky?
Where was Jenny born?
Chicago
What is the largest type of deer?
Moose
The acronym F.A.S.T relates to what sudden illness, and what do the letters stand for?
Stroke
Face, Arms, Speech, Time
What is the largest shark living in the ocean right now?
Whale Shark
What is a spy's favorite shoes?
Sneakers!
Where can you find pickleball courts in Lacey?
Rainier Vista Park (and wonderwood)
What is the largest lake of the world?
The acronym S.A.M.P.L.E is used during the ______ assessment and stands for:
Secondary assessment
Signs and symptoms
Allergies
Medication
Pertinent past medical history
Last oral intake
Events leading up the emergency
What is the National animal of Scotland?
Unicorn!