History
Quippy Patriarch
Rando
Chris? I hardly know her
That’s what she said?
100

THIS PRESIDENT WAS SECOND IN OFFICE AND COINCIDENTALLY DIED ON JULY 4TH 1826

JOHN ADAMS

100

THIS IS THE PROPER WAY TO ADDRESS FAKE SPAGHETTI

IMPASTA

100

AFTER BELLA WAS DEPRESSED AND MISSING FOR A PERIOD OF TIME, JACOB SEES HER AND ASKS THIS QUESTION EXCITEDLY WITH HIS FLOWING BLACK HAIR

BELLA! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, LOCA??

100

THIS CHRIS LOVES HIS SHIELD

EVANS

100

IS MAYONNAISE AN______?

INSTRUMENT

200

THIS NASA MISSION TRAGICALLY EXPLODED IN 1986 SHORTLY AFTER LAUNCH

THE CHALLENGER SPACE SHUTTLE

200

THIS TYPE OF CHEESE IS NOT YOURS

NACHO CHEESE

200

KATNISS SHOT AN APPLE IN A PIGS MOUTH TO RECEIVE A SCORE OF ___

11

200

THIS CHRIS JUST WANTS TO LEAVE NEW YORK AND LIVE IN THE WILD

ROCK

200

LIGHTNING MCQUEEN SAYS THIS BEFORE EACH OF HIS RACES

BONUS POINTS: FLOAT LIKE A CADILLAC, ______

I AM SPEED


STING LIKE A BEEMER

300

THIS TREATY PUT AN END TO WWI

THE TREATY OF VERSAILLES

300

YOU CANNOT TRUST AN ATOM FOR THIS REASON

THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING

300

THERE IS NO WAR IN THIS CITY. DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING THAT AGAIN…. OR THINKING IT FOR THAT MATTER.

BA SING SE

300

THIS CHRIS IS IN AGONY OVER A WOMAN

PINE

300

JOEY DOESN’T SHARE _____

FOOD

400

THIS WAS THE YEAR THAT HAMSTERS WERE DOMESTICATED, PLUTO WAS DISCOVERED, AND MICKEY MOUSE MADE HIS FIRST DEBUT

1930

400

THIS IS WHY A GOLFER WILL ALWAYS BRING TWO PAIRS OF PANTS

IN CASE HE GETS A HOLE IN ONE

400
THIS BIRD HAS THE FASTEST DIVE SPEED AT OVER 240MPH

PEREGRINE FALCON

400

THIS CHRIS FELL INTO THE PIT

PRATT

400

MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND TURNED INTO THE MOON

THAT’S ROUGH BUDDY

500

IN 1969, A UFO SIGHTING WAS OFFICIALLY REPORTED BY THIS US PRESIDENT BEFORE HE CAME INTO OFFICE.

JIMMY CARTER

500

APPLE WILL NEVER CREATE iCARS FOR THIS REASON

IT WILL NOT HAVE WINDOWS

500

A HAMSTER‘S HEART RATE IS NEARLY DOUBLE A HUMAN BABY’S HEART RATE AT ___BPM

300-450 BPM

500

THIS CHRIS IS LIVIN IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

FARLEY

500

YOU’RE LIKE MY OWN PERSONAL______

BRAND OF HEROIN