What creature in fantasy is the song Diggy Diggy Hole an anthem for?
Answer: Dwarves who are digging a hole
Prompt: using the Valorant voice imitate a conversation with your mother
This puppet told lies and his nose grew. In the hit movie shrek what article of clothing did he wear that ended up helping break shrek from jail?
Answer: A thong
Prompt: A Sommelier who has never actually had wine before
What two cleaning liquids should never be mixed together because they make a chlorine gas?
Answer: Bleach and Ammonia
Prompt: A parent whose child actually made them count all the way to 3
Rotating my crops keeps this from happening.
Answer: Depleting the soil of nutrients (potato famine)
Prompt: It's your turn to talk in a henchman support group
This cheese is most commonly found on Pizza
Answer: Mozzarella
Prompt: You're telling your friend why you're frustrated at the way someone is playing against
These disgusting creatures are known to inhabit forests and attack others with bows and magic
Answer: What are Knife-ears/elves
Prompt: You're explaining to your duo why you cant do another "just one more game we cant end on a loss" (you have lost every game today)
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating what?
Answer: Her Curds and Whey
Prompt: A british person attempting to rob another british person
The first thing you try and wish for when a genie gives you 3 wishes
Answers: More wishes
Prompt: A Genie utterly confused by a wishers requests
Being part of a Peerage means you are what in midevil times?
Answer: You are party of nobility (will accept royalty)
Prompt: You are a time traveler in the Victorian era and are horrified at the medical practices happening around you
What is the French word for cheese?
(Hint) Dextor says 'cheese omelette' in french in one episode of Dextor's Lab
Answer: Fromage
Prompt: Pirate Captain assuring his crew that the buried treasure is around here SOMEWHERE
This British weapon was so difficult to use its wielders were able to be identified by their skeletons
British Longbow
Prompt: Old man telling a youngster things he wished he learned earlier in his life
In Jack and the Beanstalk the Giant says this line when a human is near
Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of and Englishman...
(be he alive or be he dead ill grind his bones to make me bread)
Prompt: The real best friend of Bella from Twilight trying to convince her that Edward is toxic
If you eat a watermelon seed this is the consequence.
Answer: Everyone knows a watermelon will grow in your stomach
Prompt: The CEO of amazon finds a worker asleep at their station
Why do wild horses not need horseshoes when racing/tamed horses do?
Answer: Because their hooves naturally wear down on hard surfaces
Prompt: A stereotypical New Yorker recalling something absolutely absurd to a friend
When making cheese, part of the process is heating the milk to kill bacteria. What’s this called?
Answer: Pasteurization
Prompt: You're a future archeologists trying to explain everyday objects from present day
This iconic book series was said to all take place in a world on top of the back of a Giant Space Turtle.
What is the name of the series OR its author?
Discworld/Terry Pratchett
Prompt: You're a real estate agent downplaying a tour of an obviously haunted house
What are the names of 5 of the 7 Dwarfs in Snow White?
Answer: Doc, Sleepy, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Bashful and Sneezy
Prompt: A Princess in a tower going through dating applications
What legendary beast is Scotland known for having?
The Loch Ness Monster (or National animal of the Unicorn I will accept either)
Prompt: A small child nonsense rambling about their day to their parent
This medieval person was in charge of recreating books and spent most of their days doing this long difficult task
Answer: A Monk
Prompt: A caveman recalling his fight with a wooly mammoth in mostly grunts and small words
This food is the most common cheese recipe in the United States.
Answer: Macaroni and Cheese
Prompt: A worker on the Tower of Babel mid conversation when the languages shift
It is said only one man has ever out smoked Snoop Dog...
Who is this Legend of the Blunt?
Answer: Willie Nelson
Prompt: You are the cop that has to break the news to Mrs. Humpty Dumpty that her Husband had a great fall.
Who tricks The Gingerbread Man by offering to carry him across the river?
Answer: The Fox
Prompt: The witch in the woods with a house made of candy realizing the downsides of having a house made of candy
This Scottish actor plays many Iconic roles in movies but never an actual Scotish character
Answer: Sean Connery
Prompt: How a player in this game would try to rizz up a person at the bar
Answer: Salt, Pepper, Sugar.
Prompt: A photographer trying hard to get a large amount of children to sit still for a photo
What giant wheel of cheese was given to Queen Victoria (1837-1901) for a wedding gift.
Answer: Cheddar Cheese
Prompt: The twisted thoughts of the man who put the recorder as a mandated school instrument