troys headcrab obsession
about this game
meme
random paradoxical questions
incorrect speaking
100

is troy smort?

{that's classified info}

100

is the meme for 100 true?

true

100

is ohio meme funny?

yes

100

what is cute and likes heads but is not a zombie?

a headcrab

100

how does troy say knife?

cu-nif

200

are headcrabs the most superior crab?

ya duu 

200

what is better? A) birb B) hampter

a and b

200

what state do people mow there roof in?

ohio lol

200

ok what's the only thing that everyone does when they go on the computers in the library?

well that's not able to be answered its a un-answerable question that's meant to make your brain hert hert

200

how does troy say murder?

mermer

300

when was the first games name and year that the head crab was in?

half-life / 4/6/98

300

why is headcrab cute?

you dont need a reason 

300
when was troy born?

2/24/2010

300

what's the better mouse? yellow rat from Pokémon or corporate overlord rat thing that talks and owns a lot of dow

nether they both such

300

how does troy say sacrifice?

sack of rice

400

what type of headcrab is the best? poison, armed, electric, or normal

normal duu its the best and most cute

400

how do you go to ohio?

one cant just go to ohio

400

what's Ohio's animal?

Ohio aint got one o wait it does its a white-tailed deer  but its Ohio so it aint got one 

400

is the USAG weirder then the FDA and the rest of the other a at the end of it things?

yes well maybe no but i don't care its yes

400

how does troy say home depot and bird?

but saying depot and not depo and birb

500

where in the USA is Troy's headcrab from?

the new Mexico desert

500

what's Troy's favorite video game villain?

creepers from minecraft

500

what is only in Ohio?

probly everything that is able to kill something

500

what's the name of some random headcrab that troy said the name of once or twice and that everyone probly forgot but him because they have life's other than just working at a library. well troy probly only remembers because he is a headcrab and cat and creeper and doge and video games with a sci-fi aspect to them and science crazy kid so idk at this point just answer the darn question?



Lil 'Tarence if you still remember the question sorry I got carried away

500

how does troy say computer and hamster?

as cumpooter and hampter