Meme
I’m on a seafood diet
I see food and I eat it
What do dentists call their x-rays
Tooth pies
🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison!
We don’t talk
About august
This is you on Mondays and Fridays
Mondays:😭💼👜💵
Fridays:😀🤪🍕🥳😴
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it’s a soap opera
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed
🤨
You when your dog is Peeing on the floor like your son who is 5 mounts old.
Moms:🙎♀️
Dads:🤬🙎♂️
Free food
Count me in
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved
😂😂😂😂😂😂🌊
Dear Math,
Grow up and your own problems
Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
Because they’re such fungis! (Fun guys, get it?)
Because they’re such fungi’s!
(Fun guys, get it?)
When your cat gets in a pool of milk
😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
How I pretend to feel like
😀
How i actually feel like
😡😡😡
You when your mom and dad were babys
And you as a baby
Mom and dad: 😩🥺 🙎♀️🧸(no fun)
Your😎😎🤑💵🍕🥳(heck yeah)
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where’s pop corn 🌽
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Why do Santa’s elves go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem
🎅🏻🎄🕯️🎁
What's the smartest animal?
A fish because they stay in schools
🐟
This is my
Tuesday face
😒
Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it
How do you make 7 even?
Take away the s
😟
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket 🚀😎
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries
📺🦆