Our Main Export is Crippling Depression
Raef LaFrentz, Bostjan Nachbar, 2007 CHI 1st, 2007 LAC 1st, 2005 LAC 2nd, 2007 SEA 2nd
(sent alongside Tony Delk, Deshawn Stevenson, and 2006 NJN 2nd)
Who is Chris Bosh?
Hand recently sent out two firsts, including his 2014 1st, and Patty Mills, to the Grizzlies for this point guard.
Who is Aaron Brooks?
This Kings legend player led the league in +/- in the 2003-2004 TSBA season.
Who is Chris Webber?
D. Wade, D. Nowitzki, B. Wallace
Who are the New York Knicks?
The TSBA Hornets moved to OKC from this city.
What is New Orleans?
Chris Webber, JJ Redick, Joakim Noah, 2011 UTA/MIA 1st WORST
Who is Allen Iverson?
Hand received the No. 10 overall pick, the 2006 then-MEM, and the 2008 NJN 1st for the #2 overall pick, which would become this star player.
Who is Deron Williams?
In both of their finals appearances, the TSBA Kings faced this opponent in the Western Conference Finals.
Who are the San Antonio Spurs?
R. Rondo, A. Miller, O. Cassipi
Who are the Louisville Stallions?
This former Aurora Asistant Manager recently switched allegiances to the Raptors - much to Watabolt's chagrin.
Al-Faroqu Aminu, 2011 CLE 1st, 2011 CLE 2nd
(2012 CLE 2nd lost via swap split)
Who is Ray Allen?
Due to an in-game error, early TSBA contracts of this player were exclusively kept in Zaza Pachulia's cap hold. Both Zaza and this player were included in Hand's (in)famous Shaquille O'Neal deal.
Who is Andre Miller?
The 2006 TSBA Sacramento Kings finished with this number of wins, yet did not win the 1 seed.
What is 67?
K. Martin, P. Millsap, S. Francis
Who are the Dallas Mavericks?
Since leaving Los Angeles for Alaska, Aurora GM watabolt has attached this four letter word at the end of his server nickname.
What is aura?
Corey Brewer, Andris Biedrins, 2012 POR 2nd
What is Pick 4 (2009)?
When the Nets traded Allen Iverson to the Celtics, this is the only player Hand received in the deal.
Who is Zach Randolph?
Shaq was hack-a-Shaq'd many a time as a King - but he shared the FTA title in 2005-2006 with this Western conference (but non-Kings) star.
Who is Gilbert Arenas?
C. Kaman, W. Szczerbiak, K. Van Horn
Who are the Charlotte Bobcats?
The first ever Alaska Aurora trade traded not only Dirk Nowitzki to the Portland Trail Blazers, but this player as well.
Who is Tayshaun Prince?
Dan Dickau
Who is Brevin Knight?
In a trade with this team in the 2008 draft, Hand once received four second round picks in exchange for a first rounder.
Who are the Milwaukee Bucks?
In the four team trade that shipped Mike Bibby to Utah, this is the only player the Kings received in the trade.
Who is Jordan Farmar?
C. Smith, L. Powe, S. Telfair
Who are the OKC Hornets?
This is the first team to use up all nine of their allotted trades in the trade quota era of TSBA.
Who are the Philadelphia 76ers?