"Classic" Joe Alwyn Moments
Taylor Swift claims that Joe Alwyn helped write this album
Folklore
In this Taylor Swift song Joe Alwyn loves her "like she's brand new" so you can...
Call it what you want
This song is the longest on TTPD
But Daddy I Love Him
When ___ is made to wait they crumbles
This TTPD song's true meaning has been widely debated
loml
This song mentions Joe's classic buzz cut look
Dress
In this song Taylor Swift knew her love should be celebrated but instead Joe Alwyn did this
Tolerated it
(Tolerate it is accepted)
Aaron Dessner is featured 5 times on TTPD, including on this song..
1) Guilty as Sin?
2) The Smallest Man that Ever Lived
3) I Can Do It With A Broken Heart
The Smallest Man That Ever Lived
These plants were left to dry at the recent Spotify TTPD installation
+100 points for each one (no points taken so long as you get one)
Cornelia Roses & Lavender
In this Taylor Swift song New York City supposedly screams Joe Alwyns name
Cornelia Street
In this event Joe and Taylor met
Met Gala
In this Taylor Swift song Joe Alwyn's love is something that she's hoping dreaming and dying to keep
King of my Heart
One of these songs is the longest between these 3
1) I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
2) Fresh Out the Slammer
3) The Tortured Poets Department
The Tortured Poets Department (4:53)
1 = 2:36 2 = 3:30
The 72 mailboxes at the Spotify Installation event represented this
The 72 month/6 year relationship
each mailbox = 1 month
This song mentions the word "bus"
Hits Different or the 1
Taylor Swift claimed that Joe Alwyn co-wrote these two songs off her album folklore
+200 for each guess (you won't be punished if you get only one song)
Betty & Exile
In this song about Joe Alwyn "fighting with a true love is like boxing with no gloves"
Afterglow
This song has connections to Daylight from her Lover album
The Alchemy
This instrument, seen in the Spotify Installation, is rumored to be in a song
Tambourine
The Tortured Poets Department got announced when Taylor Swift won this Grammy award, it was her ____ grammy
+200 for completing statement and +200 for identifying what I am referring to
13th
In this iconic moment Joe Alwyn does this dating don't in a restaurant
He takes the booth and makes Taylor sit in a chair
In this song Taylor Swift would
"die for you in secret" -referring to Joe Alwyn
Peace
Only one of these songs reaches the length of 4 minutes
1) Down Bad
2) Florida!!!
3) The Alchemy
Down Bad
In the TTPD Timetable posted to Taylor Swift's Tiktok
When she left the midnights room she left these behind indicating what the album wouldn't sound like
Glitter Gel Pens
The name for The Tortured Poets Department is rumored to have been derived from Joe Alwyns group chat called
The Tortured Mans Club