sexiled for 1000 years dungeon
100

What traumatic event resulted from someone being medically tight?

The great exploding douche catastrophe

200

What was the (extremely boring) name of the white guy from Connecticut I crashed out over in the spring?

Greg :(

500

What is the exact critical race theory related phrase Carter the theatre actor said during a conversation about Black slavery in Canada?

"If bell hooks fell down an open manhole tomorrow, the world would be a better place"