How Ironic
Why do dogs love squeaky toys?
A) Because they remind them of stubbing your toe
B) Squeaky toys mimics dying animals
C) Because they can't eat chocolate
B) Squeaky toys mimics dying animals
There is this after every death of a fish at an aquarium-
A) An autopsy
B) A BBQ
C) CPR
Why are Dads afraid of Calendars?
Because their days are numbered.
"Why does the sun go on shining, why does the sea rush to......
Shore"
Groucho Marks was the host of what game show in 1950-1961?
"You Bet Your Life"
What rodent was Walt Disney afraid of?
Mice
Saltwater fish are called what?
Marine fish
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
Because theyre both Paris Sites
He's so fine, wish he were......
Mine"
Bob Barker was the host of this game show from 1972-2015
"The Price Is Right"
What color is the "black box" in an airplane?
Orange
Seal are related to this hairy beast. HINT: Their land dwelling
Bears
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they fly over the bays they will be called "bagels"
"You Got your troubles, I've.......
Got Mine"
Art Fleming was the game show host of THIS from 1964-1973
On Sunday, what is illegal to sell in Columbus, Ohio?
A) Corn
B) Cornflakes
C) Beer
B) Cornflakes
Female seals are called what?
Cows
What do you call a poor Santa Claus?
St. Nickel-less
"You're going to want me for......
Your Girl"
Peter Marshall was the game show host of what from 1966-1980?
"Hollywood Squares"
What was the fire hydrant patent lost in?
A fire
Bulls
What did one hat say to the other hat?
"Stay Here, I'm going to go on a-head
"In the still of the Night....
How I held you, held you tight"
Alex Trebek was the game show host of this from 1984 to 2020 until his death
Jeopardy