Turbo Facts
What is noctural?
When Tuna goes to this roommate's house, he comes back with a little more 'tude and a strange liking of gabagool.
Who is Grace (Staten Islander (derogatory))?
Snails love salt and need it for nutritional value
False (they will die)
Tuna's adoption day, also his birthday, falls on this date.
This American-style diner chain is one that Tuna's absent father promises to take him to during visiting hours, with the closest location being in Newburgh, NY.
What is Denny's?
Snails in captivity can live up to this many human years
What is 10-15 years
This Residence Advisor approved of Tuna's living accommodations prior to his adoption.
Who is RA Halla (hi Halla!!)
Snails can still live even without their shell
False
Tuna hails from this warm and sunny state, where everything and everyone seems to move at a snail's pace.
What is California?
Sweet, watery, and very suspicious for the polycule when going out shopping, this vegetable is one of Tuna's favorites.
What is a cucumber?
What is 15.8 years?
This roommate has taken on the role of absent father, but not by choice (shout out Zach Brown and Hope).
Who is Kenzie?
Snails are deaf
True
Tuna's journey, though perilous, took a shockingly short amount of time, arriving after this many days.
What is 4?
This 2013 Dreamworks animated film directed by David Soren is described to be if Cars and The Fast and Furious franchises came together, but with snails.
What is Turbo?
This periodic element is the number one nutrient for mollusks like snails
What is calcium?
This roommate had previous experience rearing snails in middle school, though their fates were left unknown.
Who is Chip?
Tuna was assigned male at birth
False (transgender snail ftw)
Tuna's cost (including shipping and tax) came to around this many dollars.
What is $39.95?
This newer club is Tuna's favorite, having attended one meeting, where he can aspire to impart wisdom upon other impressionable critters and pupils.
What is Aspiring Educators?
What is a pneumostome (breathing pore/hole)?
This roommate chose Tuna's name inspired by a rather awful (and inaccurate) poem describing the Gunk's fishy smell.
Who is Kenzie?
Tuna has left the great state of New York.
False (taken through New Jersey against his will)
Though an American citizen, Tuna's family line can be traced to this Eastern European country, where he would called a Равлик (ravlyk).
What is Ukraine?
This song, which is largely seen as a queer anthem, helps motivate Tuna when he's feeling a little shy and can't get out his shell.
What is Coming Out by Diana Ross?