Dad Jokes
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
The stadium tonight's game is played at...
Autzen Stadium
What food was a part of the first Thanksgiving celebration, but no part of today's celebration?
Lobster
How long does Black Friday last?
24 hours
Most popular dessert on Thanksgiving
Pumpkin Pie
What does BTW stand for?
By The Way
Animated film about two time traveling turkeys
Free Birds
What do you call a well balanced horse?
Stable.
What year was the first civil war played?
1894
On average how many pounds do Americans gain between Thanksgiving and Christmas?
1 lbs.
What did Black Friday used to be called?
Big Friday
First Thanksgiving dessert
When you want to say something is just ok
Mid
Iconic bald child who celebrates holidays with his dog
Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
Snow Bank
What colors do the ducks wear?
Green and yellow
What is the most liked Thanksgiving food in America?
Corn casserole
On average how much do men spend on black friday?
$565
This dessert was not part of the first Thanksgiving
Pumpkin Pie
Bet
Chicken Run
What would bears be without bees?
What is the Beaver's mascot's name?
Benny
What was the first food eaten on Thanksgiving?
Corn bread
On average how many Americans participate in Black Friday?
114.6 million
Why is Pumpkin Pie eaten?
To celebrate a bountiful harvest.
This Thanksgiving food is...
bussin'
The Blind Side
Why did the bicycle fall over?
What is Curtis Bell's nickname for the U of O?
Nike University
Turkey skin
Why is it called black friday?
It symbolizes stores going from red to black on accounting ledgers.
What state canceled Thanksgiving because they couldn't make Pumpkin Pie?
Connecticut (1705)
Another name for a best friend
Bestie/ Homie
Country girl goes to the city and befriends a city boy named, Crawl.
Son In Law
You're pointless.
What is the Duck's mascot's name?
Puddles
46 million
What is the day after Thanksgiving called?
Black Friday
On average how many pumpkin pies are eaten on Thanksgiving?
50 million
Amazing, cool or exciting
Lit
A story of feuding single old men neighbors
Grumpy Old Men
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Who is the better team?
BEAVERS!
What food was eaten on the first Thanksgiving, but is rarely eaten now?
Killed by Jack Ruby on live television
Lee Harvey Oswald
Polls show that this pie is favored on Thanksgiving, even though more pumpkin pie is consumed.
Apple pie
Extremely stylish or successful
Slay
Two weary travelers work hard to get home and experience many different travel options
Planes, Trains and Automobiles