Jokes
What is brown and sticky?
A stick
Cornell has the only school for ___ in the Ivy League.
Agriculture
The Twilight Saga movies are based on the novels written by what author?
Stephenie Meyer
In which season do most burglaries take place?
Winter
If a coffee bean is darker, will its caffeine content be higher or lower?
Lower
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese
What famous food has roots at Cornell?
What month is known as Women's History Month?
March
Hanukkah means ____ in Hebrew.
Dedication
10% of the Russian governments income comes from the sale of what?
Vodka
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer
What famous movie was inspired by student groups at Cornell?
Pitch Perfect
What was the name of the girl group from Disney Channel?
The Cheetah Girls
How many sides do all snowflakes have?
Six
How many eyes do bees have?
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry
What is the name of Cornell's shade of red?
Carnelian red
Which artist wrote the longest song to ever top the Hot 100?
Taylor Swift’s 10- minute version of “all Too Well"
What is the most expensive gift in the song "12 Days of Christmas?"
Seven Swans-A-Swimming
(~$13k)
Which hard seltzer did America face a shortage of in 2019?
White Claw
How does Reese eat cereal?
Witherspoon
How many steps are in the clock tower?
161
The average woman will eat ___ lb of lipstick in her life.
4 lb
What was the largest Christmas gift ever given (by size)?
Statue of Liberty
(gift from France)
What meteorological significance is traditionally attached to cows lying down?
Rain