It's a joke 1
Why did the water jump off the table?
It was spring water.
What did the sink say to the toilet?
You look flushed.
What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Where does a sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa.
Why did the little grape cry?
His mom was in a jam.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honey combs.
What did the nose say to the finger?
Stop picking on me!
What did one pencil say to the other?
Which melons like to swim?
Watermelons.
What is the Easter bunny's favorite music?
Hip-hop.
What animal never misses a baseball game?
A bat.
What do cows like to watch?
Moo-vees.
Why did the duck keep laughing?
He was quacking up.
Why did the girl throw the butter?
She wanted to see a butterfly.
What flowers grow on faces?
2-lips.
How does the ocean say hi?
It waves.
Why did the orange lose the race?
It ran out of juice.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?
He was stuffed.
What blasts off and goes crunch crunch crunch?
A rocket chip.
Why was the math book sad?
Too many problems.
What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes.
What did Baby Corn say to Mom Corn?
Where's Pop?
What do you get from a vampire in February?
Frost bite.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.