Franchises
The Original New Jersey Thunderbirds won 11 titles in 16 years, almost as impressive as this team which won 17 in 20.
What are the Buffalo Bad Boys?
Doesn't matter if he's PG, SF, PF or even C, but this player is always at the top of the league in fouls.
Who is Patrick Lewis?
No relation to Kostas, this 6'1 point guard was drafted #6 by the Las Vegas Outlaws
Who is Donovan Antetokounmpo?
The blight of Gavin's existence, this former Seminole almost had a go-ahead 3 in the final 5 seconds of Finals Game 7.
Who is Patrick Williams?
This player has defeated father time. How can you be better at 37 than 24?
Who is Dejounte Murray?
This UCF Marketing Professor has won multiple executive of the year awards for the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Who is Michael Kaplan?
This guy has everything; Dating his head coach, red hair, and career shooting splits of 55/45/95.
Who is Gavin Craig?
Jaylen may have received some ROY votes, but he has nothing on this Seattle Spartan legend.
Who is Dedric Wells?
This New York Knick inaugurated the Hoboken Thunderbirds with a bang, scoring 72 points
Who is Landry Shamet?
If you play at Jon Bon Jovi Arena, there's a good chance this player will send your 3 pointers into the stands.
Who is Luther Black?
This team always finds a way to destroy Pat in Sim for No Good Reason.
What are the Atlanta Hawks?
Zaireon Vale is a freak of nature, standing at this monstrous height at the Small Forward position.
What is 7'2?
Paul, Kawhi and Taj are happy to see their kids make the NBA, but this father son duo are the 1st to both go #1 in the draft.
Who are Deandre Ayton Sr & Jr?
Schwarzeneggar may be famous, but he couldn't hit contested 3s over Dedric Wells like this Minnesota Timberwolf.
Who is Arnold Hasselhoff?
Gav often complains he can't make 3s with his players, but this Rutgers alum is not one of them.
Who is Dylan Harper?
This NBA Franchise won its first title in 2029, but lost 12 in a row before winning its second.
What are the Albuquerque Bobcats/Las Vegas Outlaws?
We're good LeBron, this Anaheim Lions All-Star is here.
Who is Edgerrin "Jizzle" James?
This player elicited James Worthy comparisons, and became the first player to score 80+ in a game multiple times, breaking Wilts 100 in the process.
Who is Daejon Love?
Infamously, Pat lost to Gavin 202-32 one game, but what team was he playing as?
What are the Jacksonville Makos?
Kenny Beecham may be 5'7, but his likeness is based on this 6'10 Power Forward
Who is Horace Grant?
What are the Brooklyn Nets?
This decorated War Veteran won 6MOY and made the All NBA 3rd Team in the same season for the Hornets
Who is Alexi Semenko?
Pat opted to select Marion Perdue, not trading up for this player who garnished comps to Jerry West.
Who is Jake Moreland?
Is it a bird, is it a plane? No, it's this Houston Rocket making a contested 3!
Who is Steven Adams?
He's an all-star caliber player, but after 1 year, he's closer to bust than boom.
Who is Austin Reaves?