Black AirForce Energy
UMICH BLSA
Black & Unserious
People and the Zombie Apocalypse
Black Excellence
100

This individual once kicked a fan in the face at their concert for attempting to reach out and touch them. This individual once showed up to their own concert at 3 a.m. on Tuesday when they were scheduled to perform at 7pm the prior Monday.

Who is Burna Boy?

100

This BLSA member legitimately owns a personal pair of black airforces.

Who is 2L Sean McGowen?

100

This individual is the first person in American history to lose 1.5 billion dollars in less than 1 week.

Who is Kanye West "Ye"?

100

This five-time NBA Champ would join the zombies and start biting people.

Who is Dennis Rodman?

100

This individual had the highest grossing music tour in history while still on tour

Who is Beyonce?

200

The only athlete to play in both the Superbowl and World Series.

Who is Deion Sanders?

200

This individual was a Division one soccer goalie before law school

Who is Casey Cousineau?

200

This individual falsly claimed:

-  to have graduated form the top 1% of their college class

- to have served in the U.S. Military 

- to be an FBI agent 

Who is Herschel Walker?

200

This 5'2 celebrity would be the first to die in the zombie apocalypse.

Who is Kevin Hart?

200

This Maryland native passed the bar exam on their first attempt in the 94% percentile.

Matthew Graham

300

This artist once offered a "buy one get one free" promotion for tickets to their show due to low sales 

Who is DaBaby?

300

This member is a Hawaii Native.

Who is Jazzmin Patterson?

300

This family has had every member star in a Major Motion picture.

Who are the Smiths(Will,Jade,Willow,Jaden)?

300

This individual would survive the apocalypse because this person is actually a reptile alien disguised as a human.

Who is Mark Zuckerberg?

300

This individual is a debt free Florida native athlete.

Who is Coco Gauff?


400

A past winner of the game show "Ultimate Tag"

Who is Chrisean Rock?

400

This member lived in the same city as the paper and office supplies wholesale company, Dunder Mifflin

Who is Evan Spinner?

400

This individual was born in a Georgia shack and struggles to understand the concept of diversity

Who is Uncle Tom (Clarence Thomson)?

400

This racially ambiguous family man would be the last person alive in the zombie apocalypse.  

Who is Vin Diesel?


400

This Liberian celebrity is the creator of "the decade's most important accessory"

Who is Telfar Clemens?


500

A self-proclaimed born-again Christian with enough children to comfortably fill a Michigan football starting lineup.

Who is NBA Youngboy? (11 children w/ different 9 Women)

500

This member has the most randomly Italian name in the law school and hails from the most anxiety-inducing city in America.

Who is Giovanni Lavoile?

500

This individual's suit size is 3XXX and height is 5'1.

Who is Lori Lightfoot?

500

This individual would survive the apocalypse simply by blending in with the zombies.

Who is Mitch McConnell?


500

This indiviual is an honorary member of Delta Sigma Theta sorority and DC/Miami native.

Who is Ketanji Brown Jackson?