"MR." ED
HE PITIES FOOLS.
WHO IS MR. T?
THIS 1984 MOVIE, BASED ON THE 1924 NOVEL BY E.M. FORSTER, WON TWO OSCARS AND SEVERAL OTHER AWARDS.
WHAT IS A PASSAGE TO INDIA?
MOST OF THE YOUNG PEOPLE PLAYING THIS GAME RIGHT NOW HAD THIS VIDEO GAME CONSOLE ON THEIR CHRISTMAS WISH LIST AT SOME POINT.
WHAT IS AN XBOX?
THE NUMBER OF FRENCH HENS PLUS THE NUMBER OF GOLDEN RINGS.
WHAT IS 8 (3+5)?
BURGERMEISTER MEISTERBURGER
WHAT IS SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN' TO TOWN?
THE CHILDREN WERE NESTLED ALL SNUG IN THEIR BEDS, WHILE VISIONS OF THESE DANCED IN THEIR HEADS.
WHAT ARE SUGAR P*UMS?
IT'S LIKE A HERSHEY BAR, BUT WITH NUTS IN IT.
WHAT IS MR. GOODBAR?
CHRISTMAS BABA, CHRISTMAS PAPA, CHRISTMAS THATHA, AND NATAL BUA ARE INDIAN NAMES FOR THIS INDIVIDUAL
WHO IS SANTA CLAUS?
THIS IS A POPULAR CEREAL-BASED SNACK DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON.
WHAT IS CHEX MIX?
THE NUMBER OF NATIVITY SCENE KINGS MULTIPLIED BY THE NUMBER OF WANTED FRONT TEETH.
WHAT IS 6 (3x2)?
HOCUS
WHAT IS FROSTY THE SNOWMAN?
CHILDREN LAUGHING, PEOPLE PASSING, MEETING SMILE AFTER SMILE, AND ON EVERY STREET CORNER YOU'LL HEAR THESE.
WHAT ARE SI*VER BE**S?
ACTOR RAMI MALEK PLAYED CYBERSECURITY ENGINEER (AND VIGILANTE HACKER) ELLIOT ALDERSON ON THIS TELEVISION SERIES FROM 2015 TO 2019.
WHAT IS MR. ROBOT?
THIS 'CROWN OF THE PALACE' COMPLETED IN 1653 HAS BECOME A PROMINENT SYMBOL OF THE COUNTRY... AND IS ALSO THE NAME OF A PROMINENT BLUES ARTIST.
WHAT IS TAJ MAHAL?
ANY BIG DUMMY KNOWS THIS COMEDIC ACTOR PLAYED FRED ON THE TV SERIES 'SANFORD AND SON'.
WHO WAS REDD FOXX?
THE NUMBER OF DAYS ON AN ADVENT CALENDAR (NOT COUNTING CHRISTMAS DAY) DIVIDED BY THE NUMBER OF TINY REINDEER (NOT COUNTING RUDOLPH).
WHAT IS 3 (24/8)?
JINGLE AND JANGLE
WHAT IS THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS?
ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS, MY TRUE LOVE GAVE ME TEN OF THESE.
WHAT ARE *ORDS A-*EAPING?
MR. PEANUT IS THE ADVERTISING LOGO FOR THIS SNACK FOOD COMPANY.
WHAT IS PLANTERS?
THIS SECOND-BASEMAN WON MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL'S 2021 NATIONAL LEAGUE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR AWARD PLAYING FOR THE CINCINNATI REDS.
WHO IS JONATHAN INDIA?
IN 2023, THIS TEJANO-INFLUENCED SUBTYPE OF SOUTHWESTERN CUISINE WAS BELIEVED TO HAVE SURPASSED ITALIAN AS THE MOST POPULAR TYPE OF FOOD IN THE UNITED STATES.
WHAT IS TEX-MEX?
THE NUMBER OF PIPERS PIPING PLUS THE NUMBER OF SWANS A-SWIMMING MINUS THE NUMBER OF TURTLE DOVES.
WHAT IS 16 (11+7-2)?
MR. HANKEY, THE CHRISTMAS POO
WHAT IS SOUTH PARK?
WE SING TO THIS INDIVIDUAL, 'LEND YOUR EAR THIS WAY... DON'T YOU TELL A SINGLE SOUL WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY'.
WHO IS JO**Y O*D SAINT NICHO*AS?
THIS 1980'S BAND WAS FAMOUS FOR HIT SONGS INCLUDING "KYRIE" AND "BROKEN WINGS".
WHO IS MR. MISTER?
IN A 2000 POLL COMPLETED BY THE BRITISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION, THIS INDIAN WAS VOTED AS THE GREATEST MAN OF THE MILLENIUM.
WHO WAS GANDHI?
THE WORLD'S MOST INTERESTING MAN DOESN'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER, BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE PREFERS THIS.
WHAT IS DOS EQUIS (STAY THIRSTY, MY FRIENDS!)?
THE NUMBER OF MAIDS A-MILKING, MULTIPLIED BY THE NUMBER OF GEESE A-LAYING, THEN DIVIDED BY THE NUMBER OF SHIPS THAT COME SAILING IN ON CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE MORNING, AND THEN SUBTRACT THAT BY A LITTLE DRUMMER BOY.
WHAT IS 15 (8x6/3-1)?
GINGERFRED, GINGERED, GINGERNED, AND GINGERJED
WHAT IS A FAIRLY ODDPARENTS CHRISTMAS?
SANTA'S BELLY LOOKS LIKE THIS WHEN HE LAUGHS.
WHAT IS A BOW* FU** OF JE**Y?