Cities That Sound Made Up
Animals That Look Judgmental
Guys That Look Like They Could Own A Boat
Ladies Who Would Absolutely Win in an Argument
Absolutely Nobody Asked
300
This Turkish city shares its name with a famous superhero
Batman
300
"The neighbors cat told me what you did, and I expect an apology"
Cat
300
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Unlike the rest of the category, this breakfast icon comes with both a boat related job title and a suspicious amount of authority
Captain Crunch
300
You walked into this Australian moms kitchen convinced you were right. Five minutes later you're apologizing and helping clean up
Chilli Heeler
300
In 2024, this beverage-flavored toothpaste answered a question literally nobody was asking.
Dr. Pepper toothpaste
400
This Alaska community shares its name with a common farm animal
Chicken
400
"Where do you think you're going with that outfit on, missy"
Horse
400
This Parks and Rec actor looks like he could spend the morning woodworking and the afternoon explaining knots to strangers at the marina
Nick Offerman
400
This enchanted household item has years of experience managing an entire castle's worth of drama and absolutely does not have time for your nonsense.
Mrs. Potts
400
This fictional product from Parks and Recreation combines entertainment and disappointment in one tiny horse
Li'l Sebastian merchandise
500
This Arizona town is a single one word question
Why?
500
"The trash goes in the trash can, not the sidewalk. Got it?"
Crow
500
This actor and food enthusiast seems like he'd casually invite you aboard a vessel named The Risotto
Stanley Tucci
500
You came prepared with a strong argument. This television detective came prepared with evidence, witnesses and twenty-six seasons of experience
Olivia Benson
500
This reality show asked, "What if people dated, but on television?"
The Bachelor
500
This Australian town sounds like a smoothie ingredient rather than a location
Banana
500
"Let me guess... you're gonna say I'm tall"
Giraffe
500
This Oscar-winning actor has the relaxed confidence of someone who definitely says "We'll take her out this weekend"
George Clooney
500
Arguing with this pop culture icon would somehow end up with her winning, releasing a hit song, and looking fabulous while doing it.
Cher
500
This reboot answered the question, "what if we remade something that was already fine"
Literally any live-action Disney remake
600
This Colorado town sounds like the city council gave up halfway through the paperwork
No Name
600
"Again with the lettuce... seriously?"
Tortoise
600
The Patron Saint of Boat Ownership
Jimmy Buffett
600
You brought opinions. This physicist and chemist brought a pair of Nobel Prizes and actual data.
Marie Curie
600
This film franchise continues releasing sequels despite wrapping up emotionally three sequels ago.
Fast & Furious