Very technical
What’s an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard
The space bar.
Who were the greenest presidents in US history
The bush's
Why was the calendar afraid
Its days were numbered
Who do monsters buy cookies from?
Ghoul scouts.
What did the duck say when it bought chapstick
Put it on my bill.
Why are Ghost bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean
Nothing, it just waved
Why didn't the bicycle make it to school?
It was two tired.
Why did the lettuce take the bus
It had to leaf
What is a knight’s favorite fish ?
Swordfish
How do clocks communicate?
By using tik-tok.
Which part of the kitchen is the best at math?
The counter.
Why did the empty piggy bank flunk class
I couldn’t pay attention
What happens when you tell an egg a joke
It cracks up
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the Mooovies
How were fish able to watch the latest movie?
They stream it.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick
What kind of math do fish learn in school
Algee-bra
How is James like a mushroom?
He is a fungi
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled Milk
Why don’t phones wear glasses?
They have contacts
How do you organize a space party
You planet
Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten!
Why did the chef go to jail
For beating an egg.
Why can’t a leopard hide?
He's always spotted