General Survey and Pain Assessment
Anthropomorphic Measurements and Body Temperature
Heart Rate
Pulse
Blood Pressure
Pulse Oximetry and Respiratory rate
I know stuff...
100

When assessing this, note any areas of increased redness, pallor, cyanosis, or jaundice. 

What is SKIN COLOR

100

This is measured in feet and inches in the US.

What is HEIGHT

100

You are assessing a newborn infant and discover a heart rate of 120 bpm...what is this called?

What is...

NORMAL

(for an extra 100 points, what is NORMAL range for a newborn?)

100

This device measures blood Osaturation as well as heart rate

What is...

PULSE OXIMETER

100

If the papa bull can eat 3 bails of hay...

and the baby bull can eat 1 bail of hay...

How many bails of hay can the mama bull eat?

There is no such thing as a MAMA Bull...

200

Confusion, agitation, drowsiness, or lethargy may indicate

What is hypoxia, decreased cerebral perfusion, or a psychiatric disorder 

200

To obtain the most accurate weights ina  series of measurements the nurse should

what is...weigh the patient at the same time of the day in similar clothing each time.

200

The interval between beats is called

RHYTHM

200

What you should not do when assessing respiratory rate because the patient may alter their breathing

What is...

Tell them you're assessing them

200

Why should you walk a mile in someone's shoes before criticizing them...

Because then when you DO criticize them, you're a mile away...and you have their shoes

300

This is done by the nurse to determine the effectiveness of pain treatment.

Reassess the patient’s pain after treatment.

300

What are the FIVE routes for thermometers?

What is ORAL   AXILLARY    RECTAL    TYMPANIC    TEMPORAL

300

Your patient just smoked a cigarette.  This could have what effect on the body with regard to blood pressure?

WHAT IS...

VASOCONSTRICTION

For a bonus 100 points - How long does the Nurse wait to assess?

300

This is how long you should assess breathing if abnormalities are present

What is...

ONE FULL MINUTE

300

What letter comes next: O T T F F S S ?

The letter E

400

This pain is ongoing for more than 3 months

What is CHRONIC pain

400

The patient is chewing gum.  How long does the nurse wait to assess an oral temperature?

15-30 minutes

400

You should never palpate this pulse bilaterally

What is...

CAROTID !!!

400

These are high-pitched crowing sounds from tracheal or laryngeal spasm

What is...

 STRIDOR

400

A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays three days, then rides out of town on Friday. How?

The horse's name was Friday

500

This pain control option is now highly regulated, and patients sign contracts for it.

What are OPIOIDS

500

What is the calculation for BMI (Body Mass Index)?

What is...dividing the weight in kilograms by the height in meters squared (or the weight in pounds divided by the height in inches squared and then multiplied by 703).

500

This is calculated by adding 1/3 of the SBP and 2/3 of the DBP.


What is

MEAN ARTERIAL PRESSURE

For a bonus 100 points:  What is the MAP required to perfuse organs?

500

Where could you assess O2 saturation for patients with poor peripheral circulation?

What is...

The forehead

Also, earlobes, or the bridge of the nose

500

There are two ducks in front of a duck, two ducks behind a duck and a duck in the middle. How many ducks are there?

Three. Two ducks are in front of the last duck; the first duck has two ducks behind; one duck is between the other two.