Resolute resolutions
Baby got checks
Friday the 13th
May the Force be with you
chuck'n
Would you rather...
100
This Uplevel employee's NY resolution is to get outside every day.
Who is Jori?
100
This Uplevel employee spent their first paycheck on renting some VHS movies?
Who is Dave?
100
This Uplevel employee believes if you clip your nails at night, a ghost will come.
Who is Esther Jo?
100
This Uplevel employee would be Obi-Wan Kenobi if they were in Star Wars.
Who is Ejiro?
100
This Uplevel employee responded to Nicole's stupid wood chuck question with:
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Who is Dave?
100
61.1% to 33.3% with one write-in:
• Teleportation
What percent of Uplevel employees would rather be completely invisible for one day or be able to fly for one day?
200
This Uplevel employee's NY resolution is to read 35 books.
Who is Cassie?
200
This Uplevel employee spent their first paycheck on Abercrombie clothes.
Who is Lauren?
200
This Uplevel employee feels that yellow lighters are bad luck.
Who is Walker?
200
This Uplevel employee would be wookiee if they were in Star Wars.
Who is Cassie?
200
This Uplevel employee responded to Nicole's stupid wood chuck question with:
"It would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could if a wood chuck could chuck wood"
Who is Kara?
200
Split even down the middle plus two write-ins:
• &#*$& but only if it was the one my best friend actually joined
• @#$% / animal sanctuary with a trapeze
What percent of Uplevel employees would rather live in a Zoo or run away with a circus?
300
This Uplevel employee's NY resolution is to "Learn to grow really good mold"
Who is Brian?
300
This Uplevel employee spent their first paycheck on B-I-to-the-double-L's, yo
Who is Jason?
300
This Uplevel employee has to eat lentils first thing on New Years or will have bad luck.
Who is Nick?
300
This Uplevel employee would be Mace Windu if they were in Star Wars.
Who is Corban?
300
This Uplevel employee responded to Nicole's stupid wood chuck question with:
"40kg"
Who is Stewart?
300
55.6% and 27.8% with 16.6% write-ins which included:
• Depends, which one can I bring on a plane with me
• Prehistoric snail
• big cat, any big cat (like lion, tiger, lynx,sand cat <- not big but super cute)
What percent of Uplevel employees would rather have a pet dinosaur or a dragon?
400
This Uplevel employee's NY resolution is "No drinkin' 'till I'm done shrinkin'"
Who is Jason?
400
This Uplevel employee used their first paycheck to pay off a parking ticket.
Who is Anne?
400
This Uplevel employee's mom believed getting a haircut before an exam would result in loss of knowledge...though she could also have been telling us that cause she didn't want to take us to get haircuts...
Who is Eric?
400
This Uplevel employee answered the Star Wars character question with:
"Realistically? i'd probably one of the extras in the background :joy: (not necessarily who i'd want to be, but statistically speaking that who any of us would be)"
Who is Stef?
400
This Uplevel employee responded to Nicole's stupid wood chuck question with:
"As much as he could until he upchucked"
Who is April?
400
38.9% to 44.4% with three write-ins that included:
• Hero (that saves ALL people, it's not just girls that need saving)
• Satoshi Nakamoto
• Invisible hero that saved the boy
What percent of Uplevel employees would rather be the hero that saved the girl or the villain that took over the world?
500
This Uplevel employee's NY resolution is not to make resolutions.
Who is Ravs?
500
This Uplevel employee spent their first paycheck on business casual button-ups.
Who is Corban?
500
This Uplevel employee believes if your sports team is doing well when you're in a particular spot on the couch - you don't move.
Who is Ravs?
500
This Uplevel employee would be R2D2 if they were in Star Wars.
Who is Stewart?
500
This Uplevel employee responded to Nicole's stupid wood chuck question with:
"To much to count!"
Who is Esther Jo?
500
18.8% to 37.5% with a record 6 write-ins, one of which said "who?"
What percent of Uplevel employees would rather have to listen to only Justin Bieber or only Ariana
Grande for the rest of their life?