The 3 classifications for a USPS package.
What are envelopes, flats, and parcels?
The additional price for a copy made on heavier paper than 20lb.
What is 15 cents?
The cost of any single fingerprint card.
What is $25?
The flavor that cats do not have the tastebuds to detect.
What is sweetness?
The amount of space you need around a fragile item to safely ship it.
What is 4 inches?
The price break for someone who brings in their own paper.
What is half price?
The substance used to moisturize people's fingers.
What is glycerin?
We also accept "cornhuskers oil"
The plastics numbers we can recycle in the US right now.
What are 1s, and 2s?
The maximum weight and dimensional capacity.
What are 150lbs and 100 cubic inches?
The place you cannot systematically duplex.
What is the bypass tray?
What is $25?
The portion of the brain dedicated to memory. Also, the name of a decent indie band.
What is the hippocampus?
The place where all Next Day Air packages travel through in the continental United States.
What is Worldport in Lousiville, KY?
The button that allows you to scan a document too large to fit in the scanning tray onto a single PDF file.
What is the Batch button?
After this time period, Unified Package Management packages are due to be returned.
What is 7 days?
The term for the hardest routes/pistes that you can ride on a snow mountain.
What are blacks/double blacks?
The weight limit qualifying a package for a Guaranteed Service Refund.
What is 69lbs?
The process in which a toner printer transfers its toner onto a page.
What is bake/heat application?
The maximum amount of money we are liable to pay for a damaged/lost mailbox package on our behalf.
What is $100?
The rebellion that caused the US to adopt a single-race slave system.
What is Bacon's rebellion?