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Guess Who?
200

This person comes from a family with extraordinarily cute animals...

Who is it?

Yours truly 

200

This person absolutely LOVES soft pretzels (they are even in their instagram bio)...

Who is it?

LAUREN GRANDSTAFF

200

Rumor has it... this person is basically a princess tiana impersonator and can sing every word of every song from the Princess and the Frog movie...

Who is it?

Kearstin Eklund (make her singggg!!!) 

200

During their first year of college, this person invited 5 strangers to go on spring break with them...

Who is it?

Yours truly

200

This person tragically got lost on a mountain in Russia...

Who is it? 

Sashaaaaa!!!

200

This person was the first in their family to graduate college... !!! 🎓

Who is it?

JD Smith!!! 

200

As a kid, this person discovered they were lactose intolerant at 30,000 feet… thanks to one innocent yogurt, zero warning signs, and absolutely no escape plan. Pants = Ruined 

Who is it?

Young Mr. Rogers

200

Hidden Talent: This person has been playing the drums since they were 4 years old...

Who is it?

JDDDDDDDD

200

This person was the first person ever to clear the aisles at Plato's closet because their farts were so bad...

Who is it?

Joey Keller 

200

This person was a model for their local ice cream shop, Pineapple Whip 🍦

Who is it?

Debo!!!

400
Pregnant, this person could crush an entire pumpkin pie on their own in one sitting...


Who is it?

400

This person ate 7 conies and then immediately ran 8 miles...

Who is it?

Mr. Shoemaker

400

Hidden Talent: This person can flip their belly button inside out...

Who is it? 

Yours truly 💁‍♀️

400

Before this person was about to get engaged, a black bear nearly sabotaged the proposal...

Who is it?

MRS. RACHEL OWENS 

400

This person tried pimping out their Honda Civic...

Who is it? 

Mr. Tylan Rogers

400

This person comes from nearly an entire family of Disney adults

Who is it?

Joey Keller 

400

This person worked at a store that sold exclusively candy apples...

Who is it?

Lauren Grandstaff!!!!! 

400

Hidden Talent: This person actively plays the french horn!!! 🎺

Who is it? 

RACHEL OWENS

400

The first person to have ever believed that after they got their appendix out, their farts wouldn’t smell anymore…

Who is it?

Mr. Ty Rogers

400

This person worked at Fifty West Brewing Co as a "Utilities Specialist"

Who is it?

Corben Shoemaker

600

This person's family dressed up as the Incredibles for halloween and put a face mask on a baby to fully commit to the bit

Who is it?

Mr. JD Smith!

600

This person has launched a few small businesses… one of which was called “Snak Board,” specializing in fine charcuterie boards...

Who is it?

THE Kearstin Eklund

600

Hidden Talent: This person can sing the alphabet backwards no problem 😎

Who is it?

The BRILLIANT Lauren Grandstaff

600

This person is the first person to ever willingly drink hot dog juice out of a bag for $50

Who is it?

Mr. Joey Keller 

600

This person thought they were getting FREE car parts at an auto repair shop but in reality, the employee was NOT giving away free parts but explaining a wardrobe malfunction they were having...

Who is it? 

Rachel Diaz Owens 🙌

600

This person once dressed head-to-toe in his future mother-in-law’s clothes… all before he was even at "boyfriend" status in the family

Who is it?

Robbin

600

This person has eaten a dog treat...

Who is it? 

Brody Shrader

600

Hidden Talent: This person can do an impeccable gremlin impression

Who is it?

The talented SASHA ARISTOV

600

The first day driving with their license, this person went to the gas station, forgot to turn off his car AND failed to put his car in park...

Who is it? 

THE Corben Shoemaker

600

This person will intentionally sound bad when singing karaoke to avoid looking like a try hard...

Who is it? 

Ms. Deborah Tadesse-Shrader 

800

This person had a WWE move pulled on her by a family member, got knocked out cold, then their sibling put a blanket over them to pretend she was asleep so they wouldn't get in trouble #siblingabuse

Who is it? 

Ms. Deborah Tadesse-Shrader

800

This person ate a piece of metal sawblade for $20...

Who is it? 

Mr. Sasha Aristov 

800

Hidden Talent: This person is oddly REALLY good at thumb wars

Who is it?

Rachel Diaz OWENS!!!
(someone challenge her) 

800

For one time and one time only, this person serenaded their partner on stage with a love song

Who is it?

THE Brody Shrader

800

This person remade a Bachelor in Paradise introduction video with their partner and some friends on a beach vacation...

Who is it? 

Brodie 

800

These people are the best people in the world and feel like family...

Who is it? 

THE UPTOWN TEAM!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹🤮 

800

This person used to steal meals from the dining hall in college without a meal plan by confidently tapping his phone on the scanner and making the beep sound with his mouth...

Who is it? 

Our Building Ops Manager

800


Hidden talent: successfully peeing into a water bottle WHILE driving. Eyewitnesses have confirmed this feat a double-digit number of times, with an unknown number of additional solo performances on long road trips.

Who is it? 🚗

Mr. Shoemaker

800

On the first date with their spouse this person took them to an empty parking garage and did an Elmo impression...

Who is it?

THE JD Smith

800

This person pooped in the woods at Uptown’s Day of Solitude… and, in a bold no-turning-back decision, threw their underwear into the wilderness—where it remains at Base Camp to this day.

They didn't tell a single soul. No evidence claimed. Just one less pair of perfectly good underwear…

Who is it?

Mr. Jesse Cobbs